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Old 02-24-2010, 12:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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so here are some good ones I have seen recently feel free to share your own...


"one thing I really like about facebook is that you can quote something and make up the source" ~Ben Franklin

just saw an infomercial for a snuggie and thought those are so stupid, and wanted to change the channel. He also, didn't want to pull his arms out from under the blanket to grab the remote

"thinks that you shouldn't have to be that guy that likes his own status" (this status was liked by him)
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Old 02-24-2010, 12:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Feels horrible because he just congratulated a woman on a baby she wasnt having!!! Oops!

AHHHH! A student driver! AHHHHH! In a Toyota! We're all gonna die!!!

You should be with someone who ,even on your bad day, still thinks the sun shines out of your a$$

The reason why everyone loves babies so much is because they're just people who haven't had the chance to be a$$holes yet. Give them time

what is this world coming to? screw Hannah Montana and Jonas... bring back tom and Jerry, scooby doo, and mickey mouse!

If they took all porn from the internet,all that would remain is a Facebook group called " Bring the Porn Back!"

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Old 02-24-2010, 01:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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a friend of mine is pretty consistenly hilarious with his updates......

FML... just got a thumb cramp holding down the up arrow so long to enter my weight into the Wii Walk It Out game...Nice.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

is thinking that walking like George Jefferson will burn 1000 calories a day!!!
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Old 02-24-2010, 01:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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none of these are funny
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Old 02-24-2010, 06:31 PM   #8 (permalink)
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none of these are funny
then how about you not complain and post some that are funny
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then how about you not complain and post some that are funny
Word to the brother.
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I liked the Ben Franklin and chloroform ones.
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