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02-24-2010, 12:25 PM
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| | @poakley21
Join Date: Oct 2008  Location: Goodlettsville, TN
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| Funny Facebook Status'
so here are some good ones I have seen recently feel free to share your own...
"one thing I really like about facebook is that you can quote something and make up the source" ~Ben Franklin
just saw an infomercial for a snuggie and thought those are so stupid, and wanted to change the channel. He also, didn't want to pull his arms out from under the blanket to grab the remote
"thinks that you shouldn't have to be that guy that likes his own status" (this status was liked by him) | 
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02-24-2010, 12:33 PM
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| | ~VolLov~
Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Big Orange Country
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| Feels horrible because he just congratulated a woman on a baby she wasnt having!!! Oops!
AHHHH! A student driver! AHHHHH! In a Toyota! We're all gonna die!!!
You should be with someone who ,even on your bad day, still thinks the sun shines out of your a$$
The reason why everyone loves babies so much is because they're just people who haven't had the chance to be a$$holes yet. Give them time
what is this world coming to? screw Hannah Montana and Jonas... bring back tom and Jerry, scooby doo, and mickey mouse!
If they took all porn from the internet,all that would remain is a Facebook group called " Bring the Porn Back!"
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02-24-2010, 01:33 PM
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| | UT45-17
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: FoCo
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| a friend of mine is pretty consistenly hilarious with his updates......
FML... just got a thumb cramp holding down the up arrow so long to enter my weight into the Wii Walk It Out game...Nice.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
is thinking that walking like George Jefferson will burn 1000 calories a day!!! | |
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02-24-2010, 01:43 PM
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| | Leon Sandcastle, MVP
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ye Olde Pub
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| "in America we have the wii fit to lose weight because we are fat, in Ethiopia, do they have the Wii Fat?"
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What did the daddy buffalo say to his boy when he left for college???? BISON!!! | |
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02-24-2010, 01:49 PM
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| | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Charles Barkley
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| none of these are funny | |
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02-24-2010, 02:46 PM
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| | Bang Bang
Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Happy Land
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02-24-2010, 05:22 PM
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| | All The Way Turnt Up
Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: knox
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| Nudists!! My dad's a tailor you jerk!
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To quote the late, great Colonel Sanders, "I'm way too drunk to taste this chicken." | |
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02-24-2010, 06:31 PM
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#8 (permalink)
| | @poakley21
Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Goodlettsville, TN
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Originally Posted by toxicdonut  none of these are funny | then how about you not complain and post some that are funny | |
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02-24-2010, 07:38 PM
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| | Volmeister extraordinaire
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Originally Posted by pualsline then how about you not complain and post some that are funny | Word to the brother. | |
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02-24-2010, 07:56 PM
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#10 (permalink)
| | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Baton Rouge, LA
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| I liked the Ben Franklin and chloroform ones. | |
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02-24-2010, 11:12 PM
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#11 (permalink)
| | ~VolLov~
Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Big Orange Country
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Originally Posted by toxicdonut none of these are funny |  | |
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02-24-2010, 11:46 PM
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#15 (permalink)
| | Watkins
Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: TouchDownTennessee
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