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02-24-2010, 11:48 PM
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#16 (permalink)
| | @poakley21
Join Date: Oct 2008  Location: Goodlettsville, TN
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| not sure if those qualify as a status, but I like the effort (insert Phil Fulmer hand clap)
btw i love lamebook and those above are funny | 
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02-25-2010, 12:11 AM
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| | Defended.
Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Mid-Michigan
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| OK, the one about the Volvo is pretty hilarous. | |
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02-25-2010, 08:10 PM
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#18 (permalink)
| | Ano ba!
Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Savannah, GA
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__________________ Fletcher Christian, hero. Quote:
Originally Posted by therealUT  But, if you reached up and ripped out her ovary, you would have assaulted her and stolen her bodily property. | | |
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04-12-2010, 11:49 PM
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#19 (permalink)
| | @poakley21
Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Goodlettsville, TN
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| "last night I got 4 E's and LSD...such a bad start to a game of scrabble" | |
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04-20-2010, 01:04 PM
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#20 (permalink)
| | Fightin' 'em everyday
| "can anyone tell me why the food city in elizabethton always smells like old shrimp?" | |
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04-20-2010, 01:33 PM
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#21 (permalink)
| | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Kingsport
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| This morning I put Red Bull into my coffee maker instead of water and now I can see noises.
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01-17-2011, 01:46 PM
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#22 (permalink)
| | @poakley21
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11-16-2012, 05:24 PM
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#23 (permalink)
| | @poakley21
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11-16-2012, 07:20 PM
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#24 (permalink)
| | I don't think so!
Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: York Pa
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| Lol | |
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11-16-2012, 09:37 PM
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#25 (permalink)
| | I am your father.
Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Fairview, TN
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| Literally crying after that one. | 
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11-17-2012, 08:33 AM
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#26 (permalink)
| | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Maryville, TN
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| Day 17: I am thankful for the "hide" feature, so I don't have to read people's bragging "thanksgiving" statuses that should be kept private. | |
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11-17-2012, 08:42 AM
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#27 (permalink)
| | Juninho!
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Alcoa, TN
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| Friend's status this morning: "If Tim Tebow has a thought, is it a Christian Ponder?" | |
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11-17-2012, 09:18 AM
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#28 (permalink)
| | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Maryville, TN
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| Looked out the window and saw my wife blowing Leaves in the front yard. The bad news is that Leaves is our butler. | |
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11-17-2012, 09:24 AM
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#29 (permalink)
| | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Kingsport
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| I thought she asked if I was interested in an orgy. Turns out she really said "4G." My apologies to the lady at the Verizon kiosk. | |
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11-19-2012, 07:05 PM
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#30 (permalink)
| | @poakley21
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