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Old 02-24-2010, 11:48 PM   #16 (permalink)
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not sure if those qualify as a status, but I like the effort (insert Phil Fulmer hand clap)

btw i love lamebook and those above are funny
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Old 02-25-2010, 12:11 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 01-17-2011, 01:46 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 11-16-2012, 05:24 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 11-16-2012, 07:20 PM   #24 (permalink)
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