Where Is The Queen?

**surrealvol** · 04-08-2005, 04:02 PM

Once again, I am obliged to send out a search party for the Benevolent Ruler of the VolNation. Could she be struggling under an avalanche of papers to grade?

Could she be just working away at the stove in order to prepare nutritious meals for the fam?

Could she be mad at OWB for not being able to compete with her when the posting gets tight?

Could she be upset with freak for not having her VolNation shirt ready for the O&W game?

Could she be jealous because la is moving to K-town?

Could she be upset with all you guys who didn't vote for Sidney as the prettiest Lady Vol?

Could she be politicking for the Principal's job at her school?

Could she be overwhelmed by the Lady Vols' loss to MSU?

Could she be mad at me for not yet picking an avatar?

Could she be mad at cc for not having the Spring pictures of his sweetie ready yet?

Could she be mad at 2345 for catching up with her ever so slowly on total number of posts?

OR, could she be there, ever so silently watching and reading, waiting for just the right moment to jump in on a thread and activate, once again, the ever-so-famous

???????

WHAR YOU AT? WHAR YOU BEEN GIRL? :(

**OWB** · 04-08-2005, 04:09 PM

I think that she has been playing Yahtzee and trying to break my Simon score (which will never happen by the way)...

**volmanjr** · 04-08-2005, 04:51 PM

I think she was drafted by the CIA to go on an undercover mission to investgate bammer inbreeding

**OWB** · 04-08-2005, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by volmanjr@Apr 8, 2005 4:51 PM
[b] I think she was drafted by the CIA to go on an undercover mission to investgate bammer inbreeding

If that is the case, she will never be back! That investigation would take up most of her life....

**LadyinOrange** · 04-08-2005, 06:04 PM

Y'all are so crazy.

I'm packing for a weekend trip to my in-laws' in Memphis. I haven't been able to think of a single thing to contribute to the board, so I have been trying to break OWB's Simon record. OWB, you ARE going down!

Surreal, you make me feel special when you send out APBs for me.

:D

**surrealvol** · 04-08-2005, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyinOrange@Apr 8, 2005 6:04 PM
[b] Y'all are so crazy.

I'm packing for a weekend trip to my in-laws' in Memphis. I haven't been able to think of a single thing to contribute to the board, so I have been trying to break OWB's Simon record. OWB, you ARE going down!

Surreal, you make me feel special when you send out APBs for me.

:D

You are special!

**GAVol** · 04-08-2005, 10:35 PM

:puke:

donsargegolf · 04-08-2005, 10:37 PM

:lolup: :good:

**surrealvol** · 04-08-2005, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GAVol@Apr 8, 2005 10:35 PM
[b] :puke:

Man, I'd be ashamed barfing on LiO's special moment...

**GAVol** · 04-08-2005, 10:54 PM

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Originally posted by surrealvol+Apr 8, 2005 10:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (surrealvol @ Apr 8, 2005 10:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-GAVol@Apr 8, 2005 10:35 PM
[b] :puke:

Man, I'd be ashamed barfing on LiO's special moment...

[/quote]
I don't think it was LIO's special moment as much as your affirmation of LIO's special moment that did it to me.

**volmanjr** · 04-08-2005, 11:00 PM

man GA jealousy is such an ugly thing

**Vols4life** · 04-08-2005, 11:02 PM

Maybe LIO was MIA because she was planning the next party!!!

**vol_freak** · 04-08-2005, 11:03 PM

Not like her to miss a Friday party?

Speaking of which, anyone else watching the Kats?

**OWB** · 04-08-2005, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by volmanjr@Apr 8, 2005 11:00 PM
[b] man GA jealousy is such an ugly thing

Oooh it's on now!

**GAVol** · 04-08-2005, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by volmanjr@Apr 8, 2005 11:00 PM
[b] man GA jealousy is such an ugly thing

I can guarantee that there's no jealousy in play here.

The last thing I need is to have Surreal following me around telling me how special I am. :D