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02-22-2008, 02:34 PM
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I just went to get another brew, and the Killians I thought I had is gone. Now I am faced with a moral dilemna. My son has two bottles of Newcastle in his fridge. I haven't shaved for three days, am wearing lounging pants and an old UT sweatshirt of 70s vintage. To go out for beer would be a chore, my wife won't be home from work for 2 hours. Should I take one of the Newcastles or not? Your opinion is needed, I will abide by the answers. Please hurry!
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02-22-2008, 02:35 PM
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| Take them both RB! You have seniority! | 
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02-22-2008, 02:36 PM
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02-22-2008, 02:36 PM
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02-22-2008, 02:37 PM
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| My initial advice is, take the newcastle.
However, upon further review, I just don't think 2 will be enough...so, my advice is, pour the newcastle in a cup, drink it on your way to the store....you're going to need more beer. | |
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02-22-2008, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Jaytrain5  My initial advice is, take the newcastle.
However, upon further review, I just don't think 2 will be enough...so, my advice is, pour the newcastle in a cup, drink it on your way to the store....you're going to need more beer. |  | |
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02-22-2008, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Jaytrain5 My initial advice is, take the newcastle.
However, upon further review, I just don't think 2 will be enough...so, my advice is, pour the newcastle in a cup, drink it on your way to the store....you're going to need more beer. | I agree Jay. Two newcastles= 40 minutes (on a slow day) | |
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02-22-2008, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Lexvol Take them both RB! You have seniority! | I cannot exceed the genius displayed in this reply.
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02-22-2008, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Jaytrain5 My initial advice is, take the newcastle.
However, upon further review, I just don't think 2 will be enough...so, my advice is, pour the newcastle in a cup, drink it on your way to the store....you're going to need more beer. | But he did.
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02-22-2008, 02:41 PM
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| Thanks guys, the first Newcastle just got opened. I like the idea of drinking them both. I knew I could count on the Nation. Go Vols, cream Memphis.
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02-22-2008, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by rbroyles Thanks guy, the first Newcastle just got opened. I like the idea of drinking them both. | Drink them both and if he says something to you, politely remind him that he came out of the head of your *(you know what)* that should shut him up. Hell, he may even buy a case afterwards.
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02-22-2008, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by VolfanMike Drink them both and if he says something to you, politely remind him that he came out of the head of your *(you know what)* that should shut him up. Hell, he may even buy a case afterwards. | What I don't understand is how he can buy more expensive beer than me!
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02-22-2008, 02:48 PM
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| You still paying the bills? your name on the mortgage?.....your beer ...drink it!
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02-22-2008, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by rbroyles What I don't understand is how he can buy more expensive beer than me! | See my above post.
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02-22-2008, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by volmanjr You still paying the bills? your name on the mortgage?.....your beer ...drink it! | I like your logic, complying now.
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