Dear football team: I don't want apology letters; I want you to stop getting arrested

[ksushalovesthevols]

I'm so tired of seeing these little apology letters. Talk is cheap, boys, especially when the same lawyer is cranking out these letters for the players by the dozen each year. It's repetitive, uninspiring and annoying as hell.

"I am so ashamed of my conduct...not because I disrespected myself, but because I disrespected Coach Fulmer, the University, this community, orange nation...blah, blah, blah."

Stop smoking weed. Stop your underage drinking. Stop beating people up at night clubs. Stop having sex with underage girls who just might be retarded. Stop pulling out your penis in tutoring sessions. Stop stealing.

And start acting like you're proud to play for this team, instead of just talking about it in some apology letter you had no hand in drafting.

Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

Love,

ksushalovesthevols

[jason]

[3Bomber5]

Originally Posted by ksushalovesthevols

Stop pulling your penis out in tutoring sessions.

Thats funny. I've never heard about that one.

[RockyTop572]

I'm a fan of your letter. I mean really, sincerity is shown through actions not words.

[utvolpj]

[Brian McCat]

I clicked on the title of the thread, meaning to say that they should stop the behavior that is causing them to be arrested, then I read your post, and said, Ok.

[ksushalovesthevols]

Originally Posted by 3Bomber5

Thats funny. I've never heard about that one.

That was James Banks' "verbal altercation with a female student at the Thornton Center" in 2004.

<---- female student

[Lexvol]

Was it his penis or was he just showing his Whizzinator off?

[rexvol]

[Fine Vol]

So much for sex ed.

[ksushalovesthevols]

I assure you I did not take the time to inspect it closely.

[Fine Vol]

Originally Posted by ksushalovesthevols

That was James Bank's "verbal altercation with a female student at the Thornton Center" in 2004.

<---- female student

Hard to tell ah but thanks for the tip aaahhhhh I mean pointing it out ah forget it.

[ksushalovesthevols]

lol!

[volmanbill]

Originally Posted by ksushalovesthevols

I'm so tired of seeing these little apology letters. Talk is cheap boys, especially when the same lawyer is cranking out these letters for the players by the dozen each year. It's repetitive, uninspiring and annoying as hell.

"I am so ashamed of my conduct...not because I disrespected myself, but because I disrespected Coach Fulmer, the University, this community, orange nation...blah, blah, blah."

Stop smoking weed. Stop your underage drinking. Stop beating people up at night clubs. Stop having sex with underage girls who just might be retarded. Stop pulling your penis out in tutoring sessions. Stop stealing.

And start acting like you're proud to play for this team, instead of just talking about it in some apology letter you had no hand in drafting.

Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

Love,

ksushalovesthevols

Especially on chat boards.

[Lexvol]

Originally Posted by ksushalovesthevols

I assure you I did not take the time to inspect it closely.

It is amazing that you are still a fan after that happened. ( I mean that very sincerely)