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Old 01-31-2008, 02:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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V is not just for Vendetta anymore

I am going in tomorrow afternoon for a vasectomy. I am starting to be a little nervous. Anybody got any words of wisdom, advice or pot shots they want to share with me?
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Old 01-31-2008, 02:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-31-2008, 02:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Good luck with that Vader. Hope he doesn't cut the whole thing off.

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Old 01-31-2008, 02:54 PM   #4 (permalink)
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friend of mine had it done. said nothing really changes afterwards except for the fact that you'll be shooting blanks.
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Old 01-31-2008, 03:50 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Make sure that you are completely numb.....
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Old 01-31-2008, 03:55 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Make sure that you are completely numb.....
He's married...he hasn't felt anything down there in years.

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He's married...he hasn't felt anything down there in years.

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He's married...he hasn't felt anything down there in years.
that was great
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Old 01-31-2008, 04:06 PM   #12 (permalink)
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all I got for ya is this lousy joke...I hope your snip turns out better than this guys:

"A guy wakes up from a vasectomy and the doctor tells him he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we were able to save your testicles." "The bad news is they're under your pillow...."
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I thought marriage already does this to you. I don't need no stinkin operation.
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not goin to lie vader, it made me tense up when i read the post. funny title tho. good luck
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I am going in tomorrow afternoon for a vasectomy. I am starting to be a little nervous. Anybody got any words of wisdom, advice or pot shots they want to share with me?
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