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01-28-2008, 12:17 PM
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| | Cause I like to party
| Three Quarterbacks...
Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Tony Romo and Tom Brady, go to heaven to visit God and watch the Celtics play a game. God decides who will sit next to him by asking the boys a question...
God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"
Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?"
Tony says,"I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."
God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
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01-28-2008, 12:19 PM
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| | Time To Grind
| Tom just might be right!  J/K Good one..  | |
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01-28-2008, 12:22 PM
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| | Go Vols
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01-28-2008, 12:23 PM
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| | Senior Member
| that's not half bad | |
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01-28-2008, 12:23 PM
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| | Time To Grind
| LOL, FV. I love it!! GO PATS!!  | |
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01-28-2008, 12:27 PM
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| | Technical Difficulties
| I refuse to believe the NBA is available in Heaven.  | |
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01-28-2008, 08:47 PM
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| | Repeat Offender
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| Volwindy will love this one.
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01-28-2008, 09:17 PM
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| | #natitude
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| i really liked that.
nicely done.  | |
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01-28-2008, 10:10 PM
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| | Abides.
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| Good joke. It will about be the truth if the Pats win on Sunday. | |
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01-28-2008, 11:42 PM
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| | Straight cash, homey...
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Originally Posted by blamie  Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Tony Romo and Tom Brady, go to heaven to visit God and watch the Celtics play a game. God decides who will sit next to him by asking the boys a question...
God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"
Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?"
Tony says,"I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."
God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat." | I've heard this before, except replace Peyton with Obama, Romo with Edwards, and Brady with Hillary...  | |
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01-29-2008, 01:27 AM
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| | He's still running...
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Originally Posted by Rasputin_Vol I've heard this before, except replace Peyton with Obama, Romo with Edwards, and Brady with Hillary... | If being an insufferable carpet muncher gets you the big chair upstairs, I can't even imagine what's in store for Larry Craig. | |
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01-29-2008, 05:47 AM
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| | imma 5 star
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| oh your goin to hell for that one. | |
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01-29-2008, 06:34 AM
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| | Coach Martin Supporter!
| Boo | |
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01-30-2008, 09:15 AM
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| | Mod of Jonestown
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Originally Posted by StunnA N' Orange If being an insufferable carpet muncher gets you the big chair upstairs, I can't even imagine what's in store for Larry Craig. | 
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01-30-2008, 09:54 PM
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| | VN GURU
| I've heard this with Vin Diesel, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Chuck Norris.
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