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01-25-2008, 10:27 AM
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#1 (permalink)
| | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 
Posts: 7,962
| Top this Droski.
Found out recently my (CA) nephew's brother was Jessica Alba's boyfriend in jr. high.Woot! | 
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01-25-2008, 10:29 AM
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#2 (permalink)
| | Man, Myth, Legend
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Johnson City
Posts: 11,451
| my only question is how your nephew's brother isn't also your nephew?
or am i totally missing something? | 
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01-25-2008, 10:29 AM
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#3 (permalink)
| | Just Married!!
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Bad Newz, VA
Posts: 15,033
| wouldn't your nephew's brother still be your nephew? | |
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01-25-2008, 10:31 AM
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#4 (permalink)
| | Volunteer
Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Boston, MA
Posts: 8,174
| Quote:
Originally Posted by utvolpj  wouldn't your nephew's brother still be your nephew? | I'm guessing that it is his niece's husband's brother...or his niece's brother-in-law. | |
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01-25-2008, 10:33 AM
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#5 (permalink)
| | Football Jones
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 16,111
| It would be too succint if he just said my nephew.
These stories are much better when it sounds like - my nephew's brother's cousin - or something like that. | |
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01-25-2008, 10:34 AM
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#6 (permalink)
| | Just Win Baby
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN
Posts: 6,586
| That's the first thing I thought of too.  | |
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01-25-2008, 10:38 AM
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#7 (permalink)
| | Still keeping VN honest..
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: North Cacalac
Posts: 18,142
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01-25-2008, 10:50 AM
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#8 (permalink)
| | Man, Myth, Legend
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Johnson City
Posts: 11,451
| i really would like either droski to enter the thread and clear this up or hopefull utfan will actually come back to one of his threads and explain this. | |
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01-25-2008, 10:59 AM
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#9 (permalink)
| | Irrelevant since 09/2007
Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 6,960
| ummmm my ex-gf's cousin is Jim Tressell. That's the best i have. | |
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01-25-2008, 11:02 AM
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#10 (permalink)
| | Volunteer
Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Boston, MA
Posts: 8,174
| Well - my wife's aunt used to date Jerry Springer  | |
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01-25-2008, 11:02 AM
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#11 (permalink)
| | I'm Your Huckleberry
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lexington, KY
Posts: 10,943
| Turd Ferguson beat me out for a spot on Jeopordy! | |
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01-25-2008, 11:05 AM
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#12 (permalink)
| | Just Win Baby
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN
Posts: 6,586
| Ape Tit for $400. | |
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01-25-2008, 11:07 AM
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#13 (permalink)
| | Volunteer
Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Boston, MA
Posts: 8,174
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Originally Posted by JZVOL Ape Tit for $400. | | |
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01-25-2008, 12:35 PM
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#14 (permalink)
| | Merge Master J
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the frontage road
Posts: 17,851
| My sister-in-law's cousin's half-brother's ex-wife's step sister's 3rd cousin by marriage used to date Jesssica Alba's maid's brother's ex-sister-in-law's ex-boy friend's step niece.
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01-25-2008, 03:32 PM
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#15 (permalink)
| | Man, Myth, Legend
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Johnson City
Posts: 11,451
| perhaps utfantilidie is referring to the fact that Volmania used to date Alba in jr. high and doesn't want to claim volmania as his nephew. I know i wouldn't.... | |
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