Urinal Etiquette

[doozer]

take the test, post your score.

i got a 50, but am protesting #5.

Urinal Test - Drinknation.com

[Cincy Vol o5]

40 out of 60

[egotisticalmoron]

scored forty also.

[OrangeEmpire]

30 out of 60

Well, you barely passed. Odds are in favour that you are actually a female and have never experienced a male rest facility in all it's glory. That, or you're a guy who doesn't get out much. If we were you, we wouldn't be showin' your score off to any of our friends, since they can probably pee way better than you can.

[volwindy]

OE, they got you down.

[OrangeEmpire]

What got me was the last choice, I didn't know you didn't have to make a choice.

[doozer]

Well, although not perfect, it's nice to see that you're able to follow the simple rules of urinating in a proper and orderly manner. We're willing to bet that your friends aren't as good at peeing as you are. Now, isn't that something special? You can take pride in the fact that you know how to use the facilities properly. That's more than most of our staff can say....

[OrangeEmpire]

60 out of 60
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We crown you U-man, Master of the Urinal and defender of the secrets of Castle Greystall. You should be proud of your urination knowledge, and rest easy in the fact that if nothing else, you can go to the bathroom with the best of them. Congratulations!

[OrangeEmpire]

0 out of 60
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Good lord! You can't possibly be male! We have monkeys that are better trained at peeing than you are. If, on the obscure off-chance that you ARE male, you need some practice going to the bathroom. Sad, really.

[volsgal03]

I have a friend(women) and she doesn't even sit on her own toilet at home to pea, she squats, no lie.

[hmanvolfan]

Originally Posted by volsgal03

I have a friend(women) and she doesn't even sit on her own toilet at home to pea, she squats, no lie.

And how do you know this?

[volsgal03]

Originally Posted by hmanvolfan

And how do you know this?

ya know women, we talk about everything, especially at work. We were talking about using public restrooms, and after the conversation was over, my friend told me she squats at home and I was no way.

Sorry hmanvolfan I didn't witness this.

[volfanbill]

not having to squat to pee is one of the over 2 million reasons I'm glad i'm not a girl.

[volwindy]

Originally Posted by volsgal03

I have a friend(women) and she doesn't even sit on her own toilet at home to pea, she squats, no lie.

She lets out little droplets?

[volsgal03]

Originally Posted by volwindy

She lets out little droplets?

we do have the power to squeeze and release.