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11-29-2007, 11:43 AM
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| World's shortest books
I pulled this out of my e-mail but thought it was pretty clever:
The World's Shortest Books:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian
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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
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AND, JUST ADDED:
Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi | 
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11-29-2007, 11:45 AM
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| | Barbossa/Sparrow 08
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| THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY  | 
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11-29-2007, 12:17 PM
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| | son piratas, no soldados
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| "Lies and My Struggles With Them"
by: Nick Saban
__________________ " Its Division I football! Its the BIG XII!
for the times ... they are a changin'- Bob Dylan | |
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11-29-2007, 01:10 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Memphis, TN
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by TXVOL07  "Lies and My Struggles With Them"
by: Nick Saban | 
An Insider's Guide to Winning Football
Charlie Weiss | |
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11-29-2007, 01:14 PM
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| | We have a baby girl
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: in a hole
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| "How to resolve Conflict Peacefully"
Bobby Knight
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11-29-2007, 01:36 PM
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| "The Book of Warfare Strategy"
The French
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11-29-2007, 06:52 PM
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| | 2008: Change...
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11-29-2007, 06:58 PM
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| | 2008: Change...
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| "Water Safety"
Ted Kennedy
"Practice"
Allen Iverson | |
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11-29-2007, 09:12 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Memphis, TN
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by Rasputin_Vol "Water Safety"
Ted Kennedy
"Practice"
Allen Iverson | | |
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11-29-2007, 09:16 PM
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| | Valid Victorian
Join Date: Feb 2006
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| "The In's and Out's of Football"
-Fine Vol
BUUUUUUURN
Just kidding
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11-29-2007, 10:46 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: TN boy living in TX
Posts: 13,269
| The Art of Humility
- VolinArizona  I, too, just kid.
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11-30-2007, 07:14 AM
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| | BAMF
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Chattanooga, TN
Posts: 876
| "The evils of drugs"
-Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, with forward by Rick James
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11-30-2007, 09:55 AM
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| | son piratas, no soldados
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| "Honesty and Me"
by Dennis Franchonie
__________________ " Its Division I football! Its the BIG XII!
for the times ... they are a changin'- Bob Dylan | |
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11-30-2007, 09:56 AM
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| | BAMF
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Chattanooga, TN
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| "2007 National Title Run"
-Charlie Weiss and the Notre Dame football team
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11-30-2007, 09:59 AM
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| My Heisman Resume
-Jimmy Claussen
My life as pro QB
-Brady Quinn
Pet Care
-Micheal Vick
History of Honor Graduates from Alabama
-Anthology
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