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Old 09-14-2007, 07:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This is funny as hell!!!
Urban called for a "Blue out" calling for all of the Gator fans to wear blue! A Gator replied "OUR JORTS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN"
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Old 09-14-2007, 07:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Urban called for a "Blue out" calling for all of the Gator fans to wear blue! A Gator replied "OUR JORTS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN"
And their Mullets. Why do I capitalize Mullets you might ask?? Well in Florida most of them have their own names, addresses, and phone numbers so they do get mixed up with the other non-important Mullets.
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Old 09-14-2007, 07:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The History Of Jorts????
I"m new to the forum so could someone give me the history for JORTS????? I've seen the picture of Obie Taylor and his friend, but how did you come up with the name???? You must remember I am blonde...
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Old 09-14-2007, 07:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I"m new to the forum so could someone give me the history for JORTS????? I've seen the picture of Obie Taylor and his friend, but how did you come up with the name???? You must remember I am blonde...
Jorts are jeans that have been cut with scissors to a length above the knees and have been passed as a fashion statement.
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Jeans+Shorts=Jorts
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Old 09-14-2007, 07:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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You must remember I am blonde...
and well endowed, I might add
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Old 09-14-2007, 07:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Urban called for a "Blue out" calling for all of the Gator fans to wear blue! A Gator replied "OUR JORTS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN"
waow... i've heard fans high on dope to pick ND over USC... but never ever heard a level headed fan like this
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i was in the mall today and saw some JORTS... and i could not stop myself from laffin and for a second i looked like a fool standin alone and laffin... gator players should start playin in jorts
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Old 09-14-2007, 07:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Real jorts are hemmed at the bottom. Otherwise they are just cut off jeans, though I wouldn't wear those either as they may be mistaken for true Jorts.
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Florida is a funny state full of funny people.
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