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12-13-2004, 10:53 PM
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| | Trophy Mod | I really don't know how to tell y'all this. I'm so afraid it will cause hard feelings and disrupt the equilibrium of the board, but if it wasn't necessary, I would not do it. Telling bad news is always a bitter pill, but maybe y'all won't "shoot the messenger" so to speak. Anyway, I thought y'all should hear it from me...
There's no such thing as Santa Claus.
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12-13-2004, 10:55 PM
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| | doo doo doo | Of course I already knew that - the Easter Bunny told me.
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12-13-2004, 10:57 PM
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| | doo doo doo | Mr. Hankey is real though...right?
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12-13-2004, 10:58 PM
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| | Trophy Mod | :lolup:
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12-13-2004, 11:04 PM
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| | Senior Member | Quote: Originally posted by volinbham@Dec 13, 2004 11:57 PM
[b] Mr. Hankey is real though...right?
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12-13-2004, 11:07 PM
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| | doo doo doo | Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown...
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12-13-2004, 11:11 PM
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| | Senior Member | :o :(
;)  :D
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12-13-2004, 11:57 PM
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| | VN GURU | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12-14-2004, 08:56 AM
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| | Member | Hiiii-deeee ho!
Gosh you smell all nice and flowery! |
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12-14-2004, 01:49 PM
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| | UNMODIFIED | BS!!! he's alive he works the graveyard shift with Elvis at the Quick-Mart in Pulaski
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12-14-2004, 02:31 PM
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| | Senior Member |  Oh, NO! Well, then who is that guy in the white beard and red suit I see beginning after Thanksgiving? Someone told me years ago it was Santa's helper-no not the elves.
Anyway I heard it from the Easter Bunny who heard it from someone else and passed it along.
Please don't let those under 10 years old know this.
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12-14-2004, 02:53 PM
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| | UNMODIFIED | I got a $ from the toothfairy last night, word from insiders is that Santa and the toothfairy are having an affair
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12-14-2004, 03:08 PM
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| | Eternally Optimistic | Quote: Originally posted by volmanjr@Dec 14, 2004 2:49 PM
[b] BS!!! he's alive he works the graveyard shift with Elvis at the Quick-Mart in Pulaski
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12-14-2004, 04:28 PM
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| | Super Moderator | That is sad news. Does this mean that I am not going to get the hot woman who loves Tennessee football for christmas? |
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12-14-2004, 08:04 PM
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| | Trophy Mod | I thought naughty folks didn't get ANYTHING for ChristX.
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