Man caught having Sex with Tree

[dduncan4163]

'God' Accused Of Attacking Cop, Having Sex With Tree
:lolabove:
Just take a wild guess which state this happened in?:loco:

 

[dduncan4163]

Oh and he declared himself to be God

 

[FLVOL_79]

When you got wood you..well..

 

[dduncan4163]

When you got wood you..well..

lol:

 

[dduncan4163]

Florida has become the Nut House of America

 

[vols 30]

Was it a fir tree?

 

[Falcons02]

That's one helluva way to aquire a splinter...

Also apropos that this occurred in the state shaped like a wang.

 

[Falcons02]

Florida has become the Nut House of America

I lived in Orlando a couple years... The women were gorgeous, the weather great (if you like it hot), but there were also some real... characters you cross paths with.

 

[McDad]

When you got wood you..well..

He's such a knotty boy.

Does tree sex make him limber?

Bet this tree never leaves him.

Does he pine for his tree when they're apart?

By the way, sex is a great workout for your trunk.

 

[crusse10]

the God of Thunder does what he wants with his hammer

 

[TNsnyper20]

What the f%$& is wrong with people?

 

[volinbham]

he misunderstood when someone talked about trim and the tree

 

[volinbham]

the victim?

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

He's such a knotty boy.

Does tree sex make him limber?

Bet this tree never leaves him.

Does he pine for his tree when they're apart?

By the way, sex is a great workout for your trunk.

McDad is the king of puns. They're always poplar and spruce up a thread.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

the victim?

Lol

 

[dduncan4163]

the victim?

Now I want some Arbys

 

[Slydell]

Man died after having sex with scarecrow he dressed in lipstick, wig and strap-on sex toy - Mirror Online

 

[Crew]

Man died after having sex with scarecrow he dressed in lipstick, wig and strap-on sex toy - Mirror Online

 

[BenGrimm]

Really gives a new meaning to "Tree Hugger".

 

[joevol33]

the victim?

I just spit my food out laughing.

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

Brings a whole new meaning to being able to knock a knot out of a pine tree.

 

[Jackcrevol]

He's such a knotty boy.

Does tree sex make him limber?

Bet this tree never leaves him.

Does he pine for his tree when they're apart?

By the way, sex is a great workout for your trunk.

eggsellent work

 

[salutethehill]

the victim?

sup girl

 

[qwerty]

Gives a new meaning to redwoods...

 

[salutethehill]