What's Next Albert?

[OuterBanksVol]

Albert Haynesworth:

2 simple assault charges.
2 reckless driving charges.
...and now a reckless boating conviction.

How about flying, Albert? Consider getting your pilots license? There's also hot air ballooning... lots of fun high-tension power lines to avoid... OR NOT. . And... hey... how about drunk, naked scuba diving over a shark-infested coral reef? Come on man!

Darwinian theory in all its slow motion train wreck glory.

 

[PineyBluff Vol]

Brittany is probably proud!

 

[jkleno]

Yeah, but we want Albert Jr to be a legacy is 2030.

 

[SNAFU]

Adult failure to thrive cognitively.

 

[Volz4lif3]

Glad everyone here at VolNation is a saint..

 

[SNAFU]

Glad everyone here at VolNation is a saint..

Are you serious? One or 2 mistakes, OK but this sheet? Let's make more excuses for bad choices made over and over and over..... He's the victim, right?

 

[CarbonVol]

Profiling I'm sure.

 

[terrypedigo]

Are you serious? One or 2 mistakes, OK but this sheet? Let's make more excuses for bad choices made over and over and over..... He's the victim, right?

At least he didn't stomped one of my Cowboys OL when he was laying on the ground.

 

[American_PitVol]

Just curious...how long ago were the boating charges.

 

[HoptownVol]

Brittany is probably proud!

Please dont remind me of that.

 

[SHOWOFF]

Why does it matter? Who cares. Leave the guy alone. Worry about whats under your own roof....

 

[bigslk]

Just curious...how long ago were the boating charges.

That's what I was going to ask.....
I actually thought he got rid of his boat...

 

[American_PitVol]

why does it matter? Who cares. Leave the guy alone. Worry about whats under your own roof....

this.

 

[Biopsyman]

Role Model

 

[MiramarVol]

Albert Haynesworth:

2 simple assault charges.
2 reckless driving charges.
...and now a reckless boating conviction.

How about flying, Albert? Consider getting your pilots license? There's also hot air ballooning... lots of fun high-tension power lines to avoid... OR NOT. . And... hey... how about drunk, naked scuba diving over a shark-infested coral reef? Come on man!

Darwinian theory in all its slow motion train wreck glory.

Hopefully, none of your children will ever make a mistake, or get hooked on Meth or something like that.


It's no fun when the Rabbit got the Gun......

 

[butchna]

Hopefully, none of your children will ever make a mistake, or get hooked on Meth or something like that.


It's no fun when the Rabbit got the Gun......

Kinda weird specific hypothetical you proposed there. :ermm:

 

[MiramarVol]

An example of things to think about before casting stones at someones house. You do reap what you sow. So, don't cry when tribulations come upon you.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Just curious...how long ago were the boating charges.

And were they in Florida or Tennessee? He's the Al Czervik of Fort Loudon Lake.

 

[velovol]

Glad everyone here at VolNation is a saint..

im quite the sinner but I dont have multiple assault violations nor have I ever boot stomped anyone

 

[FLVOL_79]

More importantly..reckless boating is a thing?? :cray:

 

[FLVOL_79]

Glad everyone here at VolNation is a saint..

Some of us belong to the "never been arrested" club.

But we all belong to the "should have been arrested but managed to get away with it" club. :good!:

Crime - it pays to be smart about it

 

[DaddyChad]

Profiling I'm sure.

Damn right, cops are probably Cowboy fans.

 

[DaddyChad]

More importantly..reckless boating is a thing?? :cray:

What does one have to do to get reckless boating? Was Al embracing his inner Rodney Dangerfield?

 

[OrangeDog]

Why does it matter? Who cares. Leave the guy alone. Worry about whats under your own roof....

I bet it ain't Brittany!!

 

[janthony81]

Albert Haynesworth:

2 simple assault charges.
2 reckless driving charges.
...and now a reckless boating conviction.

How about flying, Albert? Consider getting your pilots license? There's also hot air ballooning... lots of fun high-tension power lines to avoid... OR NOT. . And... hey... how about drunk, naked scuba diving over a shark-infested coral reef? Come on man!

Darwinian theory in all its slow motion train wreck glory.

A lot of these guys on here are hating on Albert because he is a black guy who is dating Brittany Jackson, give the guy a break hater