Cussing in football and golf.

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jason3713

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I don't think the new players could play golf with my bunch.

My buddy and I both former college players him DB me ILB. We're playing a round yesterday. We did an over/under on cuss words. Our number was 360, 20 cuss words per hole.

We hit the over on number 9. We had a bad day. We've decided not to play in the big orange caravan this year. Self imposed sanctions .
 
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ok?

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Next time think about the consequences of others overhearing your sinful poison and becoming bedfellows with you and Satan.
 
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GREAT story! Thanks so much for posting/starting this thread!
 
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Does this make you proud? This thread has young teenager written all over it. Just wait till he drinks his first beer!
 
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I don't think the new players could play golf with my bunch.

My buddy and I both former college players him DB me ILB. We're playing a round yesterday. We did an over/under on cuss words. Our number was 360, 20 cuss words per hole.

We hit the over on number 9. We had a bad day. We've decided not to play in the big orange caravan this year. Self imposed sanctions .
You probably would've played better if you focused on golf instead of counting cuss words.
 
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Useless fact: this march will make 20 years since I've uttered a cuss word!
 
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You probably would've played better if you focused on golf instead of counting cuss words.

It's one thing to cuss a little bit over a bad drive or what not, but that's ridiculous and childish. Sounds like you were just finding excuses to cuss, you should be so proud! I'm sure your parents are.
 
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I don't think the new players could play golf with my bunch.



My buddy and I both former college players him DB me ILB. We're playing a round yesterday. We did an over/under on cuss words. Our number was 360, 20 cuss words per hole.



We hit the over on number 9. We had a bad day. We've decided not to play in the big orange caravan this year. Self imposed sanctions .


Did you guys have your collars popped up and spend the whole day slammin' Natty Light? I bet you two were the coolest dudes on the course.
 
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Did you guys have your collars popped up and spend the whole day slammin' Natty Light? I bet you two were the coolest dudes on the course.

Probably the dudes I once saw at Tennessee Brew Works. Had clearly only consumed questionable beer on a golf course all day with no food or water, and left by his friends when he started throwing up uncontrollably.
 
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Bobby Jones said he started playing great golf when he stopped the club throwing and the cussing. Guess that's why I still play lousy golf.
 
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Holy ****ing **** I ****ing want those 3 ****ing minutes of my ****ing life back. ****.
 

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