He despised canned cranberry sauce, wearing shorts, cigarette butts in his driveway, oatmeal, loud-mouth know-it-alls, Tabasco sauce, reality TV shows, and anything to do with the Kardashians.
Luckily I have never had to prepare an obituary. When you submit it to the newspaper do they charge you by the word/letter like if you was taking out an ad? If so, they spent some serious money on that one.