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Old 01-14-2013, 10:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Flatulence in The Workplace

Anyone experience foul odors in the workplace?

Fed agency retracts reprimand to flatulent worker - Yahoo! News
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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After doing random testing, we have come to the conclusion that everyone at our office flatulates.

But I win...every time.
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I had a guy trying to lose weight and the olestra laden products seemed to work a number on his system. Problem was he thought it was funny and would get as close as he could to his co-workers before he let them rip. Fortunately he did and said enough other unprofessional things that I didn't have to terminate him for this particular issue.
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A few years back my bro-in-law was working in an office that consisted of only 4-5 men. He told me there was talk of a a woman joining the dept and one of the other men got upset because with a woman around they wouldn't be able to fart freely anymore.
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When I trained new recruits, I would tell them that we would be going over chemical weapons training. They assumed it was for Freeze +P.

Unannounced, I would release large amounts of flatulence in the patrol car after a night of chili and beer. Locking of the windows made the experience even more horrifying.

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I work in a car dealership in the service department where it's all guys that burp, fart, and cuss all day. It's a part of the job.
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When I trained new recruits, I would tell them that we would be going over chemical weapons training. They assumed it was for Freeze +P.

Unannounced, I would release large amounts of flatulence in the patrol car after a breakfast of chili and beer. Locking of the windows made the experience even more horrifying.

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Old 01-14-2013, 12:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
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My boss told me about a job interview he was in one and the CIO interviewing farted really loud to see how he would react, lol.
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Whenever I fart silently, it smells 10x worse. So I usually crank 'em out as loud as possible, just to be polite.
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Old 01-15-2013, 11:38 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Silent but deadly happens on occasion around my office. But am never the first to have smelt it. So I did not dealt it.
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