Milo's official list of things my apartment building finds in the trash chute

[milohimself]

Originally Posted by Yankee_Vol

Those items are disappointing

I'm sure there has been a single heel and dna evidence in there before.. I will find out.

I'll be like the nancy drew of dead hookers

[Plano Vol]

So I'm at a dinner with Dr Bill Bass a few years back....pretty much the first words out of his mouth once he got behind the podium were; "Any of you ladies prostitutes? Well, if you are, you need to change jobs. I can't tell you how many dead prostitutes I've been called in to examine over the years."

[dukes_of_maggard]

Originally Posted by milohimself

I'll be like the nancy drew of dead hookers

I'm saying this like every day