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Old 06-29-2012, 06:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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New name of my brother's renovated boat.
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Old 06-29-2012, 06:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Thought this was going to be about a shocker.
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Old 06-30-2012, 08:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Thought this was going to be about a shocker.
No, just my brother's crazy ex-wife, his boat, his missing pinky, and his ring finger that is immobile.

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No, just my brother's crazy ex-wife, his boat, his missing pinky, and his ring finger that is immobile.
Did the ex have anything to do with the condition of the fingers? If so, go on.....
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Old 06-30-2012, 09:44 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Did the ex have anything to do with the condition of the fingers? If so, go on.....
She ran over the ski-rope while she was driving the boat; when my brother was then cutting the rope off the blades, she decided to take the boat out of idle and gun the throttle. He lost his pinky, tore the crap out of his ring finger, and spent a good deal of time with doctors afterwards. He is lucky she did not kill him.
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Did she do it accidentally or on purpose
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Old 06-30-2012, 10:41 PM   #9 (permalink)
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She ran over the ski-rope while she was driving the boat; when my brother was then cutting the rope off the blades, she decided to take the boat out of idle and gun the throttle. He lost his pinky, tore the crap out of his ring finger, and spent a good deal of time with doctors afterwards. He is lucky she did not kill him.
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Old 06-30-2012, 11:49 PM   #11 (permalink)
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wow...glad he wasn't hurt worse
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Did she follow it up with oops, sorry?
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Old 07-01-2012, 06:34 AM   #13 (permalink)
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She claimed it was an accident.
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Old 07-03-2012, 06:39 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Surely he wasn't attempting to cut the rope with the motor still on....
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