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06-29-2012, 06:45 PM
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| Two Fingers and One Wife Later
New name of my brother's renovated boat.
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06-29-2012, 06:58 PM
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| | His Shirt Never Wrinkles
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| Thought this was going to be about a shocker. | |
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06-29-2012, 09:13 PM
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| | @poakley21
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06-30-2012, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by AJeray4TN  Thought this was going to be about a shocker. | No, just my brother's crazy ex-wife, his boat, his missing pinky, and his ring finger that is immobile.
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06-30-2012, 09:02 PM
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| | Grit & Grind
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Originally Posted by therealUT No, just my brother's crazy ex-wife, his boat, his missing pinky, and his ring finger that is immobile. | Did the ex have anything to do with the condition of the fingers? If so, go on.....
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06-30-2012, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by 95 Vol Alum Did the ex have anything to do with the condition of the fingers? If so, go on..... | She ran over the ski-rope while she was driving the boat; when my brother was then cutting the rope off the blades, she decided to take the boat out of idle and gun the throttle. He lost his pinky, tore the crap out of his ring finger, and spent a good deal of time with doctors afterwards. He is lucky she did not kill him.
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LG, when I think of UT football I think about world class sprinter WR's, like Gault,...fast bruising hard to tackle RB's, great OL play and a D that'll knock your d**k in the dirt. That's from the Johnny Major era thru the Philip Fulmer era.--HIGHTIDE 25 APR
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06-30-2012, 09:55 PM
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| | Volmeister extraordinaire
| What a dumbass beech. | |
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06-30-2012, 09:56 PM
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| Did she do it accidentally or on purpose | |
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06-30-2012, 10:41 PM
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| | Boom. +14. Moby Dick.
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06-30-2012, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by therealUT She ran over the ski-rope while she was driving the boat; when my brother was then cutting the rope off the blades, she decided to take the boat out of idle and gun the throttle. He lost his pinky, tore the crap out of his ring finger, and spent a good deal of time with doctors afterwards. He is lucky she did not kill him. | Good lord  | |
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06-30-2012, 11:49 PM
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| wow...glad he wasn't hurt worse | |
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07-01-2012, 02:32 AM
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| | Grit & Grind
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| Did she follow it up with oops, sorry? | |
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07-01-2012, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted by wildnkrazykat Did she do it accidentally or on purpose | She claimed it was an accident.
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LG, when I think of UT football I think about world class sprinter WR's, like Gault,...fast bruising hard to tackle RB's, great OL play and a D that'll knock your d**k in the dirt. That's from the Johnny Major era thru the Philip Fulmer era.--HIGHTIDE 25 APR
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07-03-2012, 06:39 AM
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| | How uwe doo-in?!?
| Can't make this kind of stuff up. Nice.
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07-03-2012, 06:49 AM
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| | MuuuuuNey!!!!!!
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| Surely he wasn't attempting to cut the rope with the motor still on.... | |
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