Two Fingers and One Wife Later

[Rockytopman]

with a woman manning the controls...

[vader]

Originally Posted by 95 Vol Alum

Did she follow it up with oops, sorry?

Maybe a "my bad"

[orangebloodgmc]

Originally Posted by therealUT

She ran over the ski-rope while she was driving the boat; when my brother was then cutting the rope off the blades, she decided to take the boat out of idle and gun the throttle. He lost his pinky, tore the crap out of his ring finger, and spent a good deal of time with doctors afterwards. He is lucky she did not kill him.

... not sure she was all to blame on this.

[therealUT]

Originally Posted by orangebloodgmc

... not sure she was all to blame on this.

No, my brother certainly shares part of the blame; probably deserves more blame for rejecting our father's advice to keep spring-operated pruning shears on the boat in order to easily cut the rope underwater.

[vol_in_ar]

pretty good advice from the old man

[joeydupree]

Smh

[therealUT]

Originally Posted by vol_in_il

pretty good advice from the old man

He usually has good advice...my brother and I usually realize that a bit too late.

[vol_in_ar]

most of us can relate to that

[dukes_of_maggard]

Originally Posted by therealUT

He usually has good advice...my brother and I usually realize that a bit too late.

no doubt, every time I ask my dad for advice and, after considering it decide to do my own thing I always regret it.

[Orangesmokey]

Originally Posted by therealUT

He usually has good advice...my brother and I usually realize that a bit too late.

Funny how that works isn't it? And what's even worse is after we haven't listened a couple of times you would think that you would start to listen to your Dad's advice but it doesn't work out that way does it?

I never listen to my dad but I guess I should. He has been right a time or two.

[Volst53]

She is either really stupid, or just plain evil.

[therealUT]

Originally Posted by Volst53

She is either really stupid, or just plain evil.

There is a third option: all of the above.

[Orangesmokey]

Originally Posted by therealUT

There is a third option: all of the above.

[Stupified]

Cutting tangled rope off the propeller of a still running boat..... I could think of a few other names for a new boat.