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04-30-2012, 10:19 AM
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| Just wait til she proposes to you. It's less expensive, as you don't have to secure a ring ahead of time. That is a pretty big investment for something that isn't even guaranteed to happen. | 
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04-30-2012, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Nerd-Vol  If she says no, try asking here again with a really concerned look. She might sense the gravity of the moment and accept. If she does say no again, consider calling your mistress and ask if she wants to get married.
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04-30-2012, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by chatt-townVOL I can assure you the hints are there and aren't exactly subtle | 1-Woman hinting about marriage............check.
2-Find running shoes and put them on.....check.
3-Run like hell the other way!!!..............check.  | 
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04-30-2012, 01:49 PM
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| Let her walk in on you while you are banging some other broad. When she yells "WTF you doing?" , roll off of the the "other" broad and let your soon to be bride see the sparkling ring eloquently hanging from the broad's pierced nippular area. Get down on one knee........and you know the rest.
It'll make the anniversaries that much more fun when you re-enact the proposal for her.
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04-30-2012, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by PandamoniumReigns Let her walk in on you while you are banging some other broad. When she yells "WTF you doing?" , roll off of the the "other" broad and let your soon to be bride see the sparkling ring eloquently hanging from the broad's pierced nippular area. Get down on one knee........and you know the rest.
It'll make the anniversaries that much more fun when you re-enact the proposal for her. | Obligatory "is your mom available to be the broad?" response | |
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04-30-2012, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by chatt-townVOL Obligatory "is your mom available to be the broad?" response | Mom is dead, but according to the RealUT, banging a corpse is the same as using a sex toy, so I guess then "YES" she is available.
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04-30-2012, 03:23 PM
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| Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce. | |
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05-07-2012, 10:05 AM
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| Proposal went great guys. Thank you for the ideas. Bumped to say thank you. | |
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05-07-2012, 10:10 AM
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| That's great!
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05-07-2012, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by chatt-townVOL Proposal went great guys. Thank you for the ideas. Bumped to say thank you. | You went with mine? Glad it worked out!
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05-07-2012, 03:02 PM
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| I bought some gaudy bs at the store and put it in a ring box for Christmas, and we had been talking about getting married. I apologized that I didn't know earrings, but thought they looked nice. They were terrible.
She was quiet. Then she got up and in redneck style, I asked her in a not too friendly voice to grab me a beer and looked away as she eyed me. I had put the ring in the fridge. She yelped, then she called me a jerk and we got it on. | |
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05-07-2012, 03:21 PM
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| | Flammable when sparked!
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| I wasn't even asked. Still not sure how we ended up married.
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05-07-2012, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by vollygirl I wasn't even asked. Still not sure how we ended up married. | What happens in Vegas.... | |
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05-08-2012, 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted by vollygirl I wasn't even asked. Still not sure how we ended up married. | You were purchased | |
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05-08-2012, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Spartacavolus I bought some gaudy bs at the store and put it in a ring box for Christmas, and we had been talking about getting married. I apologized that I didn't know earrings, but thought they looked nice. They were terrible.
She was quiet. Then she got up and in redneck style, I asked her in a not too friendly voice to grab me a beer and looked away as she eyed me. I had put the ring in the fridge. She yelped, then she called me a jerk and we got it on. | That's cute | |
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