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04-28-2012, 06:53 PM
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#31 (permalink)
| | YKW = Basilio's Bish
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Originally Posted by Jackson_Harris  Take a great big poop, fish it out, use a knife to carve 'marry me' in the side. You will score points for being original. | Racist imo. | 
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04-28-2012, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by bamacheats Racist imo. | true! | |
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04-28-2012, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Nerd-Vol | lulz! | |
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04-28-2012, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by IBlvNTmWrk Plan a nice picnic at a public park. Take wine (or mixed drinks, beer depending on tastes), cheese, snacks, etc. and include a box of Cracker Jacks. Beforehand replace the prize in the Cracker Jacks box with your engagement ring (make sure to wrap it in plastic).
Then when you're eating the Cracker Jacks play it up when you realize the prize is a ring (she will obviously think it is plastic). Come up with your own corny line about "how it must be fate", or "I've been wanting to do this anyway" and actually take a knee, propose to her, take her hand... and place the ring on her finger. She will likely play along with the whole thing. Once the ring is on her finger just sit back and wait. It shouldn't take too long before she realizes it's a real engagement ring.
Caution: this may not work if your girlfriend is a blond. | I wanna plow you so hard. Posted via VolNation Mobile | |
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04-28-2012, 07:26 PM
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#35 (permalink)
| | Oh Canada, GRAND PRIX!HAM
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Originally Posted by possumslayer I wanna plow you so hard.
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Originally Posted by therealUT If I fell in love with someone who then turned out to be a man it would not be a deal breaker for me. | | 
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04-28-2012, 07:28 PM
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#36 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Nerd-Vol Wow! | lulz Posted via VolNation Mobile | |
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04-28-2012, 07:28 PM
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#37 (permalink)
| | YKW = Basilio's Bish
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Originally Posted by possumslayer I wanna plow you so hard.
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04-28-2012, 07:40 PM
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#38 (permalink)
| | This We'll Defend
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Originally Posted by possumslayer I wanna plow you so hard.
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04-28-2012, 08:08 PM
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#39 (permalink)
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| A quote by Peter Griffith towards his son.
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04-29-2012, 02:10 PM
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#40 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by possumslayer I wanna plow you so hard.
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04-29-2012, 03:50 PM
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#41 (permalink)
| | Oh Canada, GRAND PRIX!HAM
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Originally Posted by IBlvNTmWrk | Just take it as a compliment. | |
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04-29-2012, 03:51 PM
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#42 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Nerd-Vol Just take it as a compliment. | Flattery leads to compromise. That's really bad advice. | |
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04-29-2012, 04:06 PM
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#43 (permalink)
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| If she is not dropping hints that she wants to get married, I would wait a little more. 
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04-29-2012, 04:30 PM
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#44 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by IBlvNTmWrk | don't be nervous ....lulz Posted via VolNation Mobile | |
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04-29-2012, 10:36 PM
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#45 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by WA_Vol If she is not dropping hints that she wants to get married, I would wait a little more. | I can assure you the hints are there and aren't exactly subtle | |
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