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04-15-2012, 02:55 PM
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#1 (permalink)
| | Straight cash, homey...
Join Date: Aug 2007  Location: In the briar patch
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| Epic Obituary
Man's blunt obituary goes viral | 9news.com Quote: |
A Celebration of the life of Michael "Flathead" Blanchard will be held on April 14, 3 p.m. 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone's courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.
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So many of his childhood friends that weren't killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats.
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__________________ “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” Winston Churchill Quote:
Originally Posted by VOLS INC.  I'm glad my destiny was to be a Vol, because everything else is second tier. | | 
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04-15-2012, 02:58 PM
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#2 (permalink)
| | Senior Member
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| Oh that is great! | |
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04-15-2012, 03:00 PM
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| | Coach Martin Supporter!
| I love it...RIP Michael "Flathead" Blanchard ...without even knowing the guy you can tell he's a guy you'd like! | |
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04-15-2012, 05:50 PM
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| | Senior Member
| nice obit | 
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04-15-2012, 06:00 PM
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#5 (permalink)
| | All in for Monaco!H.A.M.!
Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Knoxville
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| My obituary was better. Not bad though for a rookie. | |
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04-15-2012, 08:13 PM
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#6 (permalink)
| | Straight cash, homey...
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Originally Posted by Nerd-Vol My obituary was better. | Interesting...
__________________ “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” Winston Churchill Quote:
Originally Posted by VOLS INC. I'm glad my destiny was to be a Vol, because everything else is second tier. | | |
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04-15-2012, 10:58 PM
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#7 (permalink)
| | So there I was...
Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Hangin' out with my UT AD inside sources.
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| That obit is awesome. Flathead Blanchard would definitely fit in with my people. | |
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04-15-2012, 10:59 PM
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| | No Words
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Originally Posted by Nerd-Vol My obituary was better. Not bad though for a rookie. | Will it be published soon? | |
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04-15-2012, 11:01 PM
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#9 (permalink)
| | So there I was...
Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Hangin' out with my UT AD inside sources.
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Originally Posted by Slydell Will it be published soon? | Nerds will be like this:
Blah blah blah gay blah blah blah racecar blah blah gay racecar blah blah blah. | |
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04-15-2012, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by The Ron Mexico Nerds will be like this:
Blah blah blah gay blah blah blah racecar blah blah gay racecar blah blah blah. | Ol' white guy checkin' out Nerd's coffin for size.  | |
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04-15-2012, 11:07 PM
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#11 (permalink)
| | Chocolate Thunder
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| Lol thats pretty funny | |
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04-15-2012, 11:09 PM
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| I may have to get one, too. It's a Caddy. | |
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04-15-2012, 11:10 PM
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#13 (permalink)
| | All in for Monaco!H.A.M.!
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Originally Posted by Slydell I may have to get one, too. It's a Caddy. | Silly northstar powered coffin! | |
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04-15-2012, 11:12 PM
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#14 (permalink)
| | So there I was...
Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Hangin' out with my UT AD inside sources.
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Originally Posted by Slydell I may have to get one, too. It's a Caddy. | Obviously, I've never met you, but I've always pictured you as a Cadillac guy. | |
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04-15-2012, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Nerd-Vol Silly northstar powered coffin! |  | |
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