Epic Post of the Year nominations (2012 Edition)

[Pepe_Silvia]

Originally Posted by milohimself

Became more epic as we found out he was being serious.

Don't forget a later post where he called Hitler a "swell" guy.

[Rasputin_Vol]

Originally Posted by vollygirl

(If you're old enough to get on the computer)...then you are old enough to post like it.

When you choose to use phrases like sunshine pumpers, and Dooley worshipers, and negavols, and trolls, and all the other garbage y'all are using to describe each other, you just paint yourself as somebody who can't carry on a valid conversation about the game of football without coloring it with superlatives. If you're point is valid...you don't need the other crap.

There is an unlimited amount of material for our fan base to discuss. Good and bad. It's possible to discuss points without slamming someone else's opinion while you do it.

Show a little self respect, and act like you're capable of talking about the state of the Tennessee Football program without insulting the person you're talking to. It's not that hard.

[The Ron Mexico]

^ i concur

[volsforever27]

Yeah, I think it kind of backfired on her.

[NewToVolCountry]

Epic post of the year or worst post of the year?

[Slydell]

Originally Posted by The Ron Mexico

^ i concur

Si.

[VOLtownUSA]

Originally Posted by Hardwood_fanatic

The only thing MSU fans can dominate is a goat tied up in the back yard, and even then require a strap-on.

[Rasputin_Vol]

Originally Posted by volsforever27

Yeah, I think it kind of backfired on her.

Does anybody even know what the catalyst was for that? We hadn't lost a football game in months. It just sees like an odd time for be laying down the law. Was there a thread that got out of hand on the football board or something?

[The Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by Rasputin_Vol

Does anybody even know what the catalyst was for that?

Yeah, I know what caused it.

She's a woman.

[Rasputin_Vol]

Originally Posted by UT IE 95

See ya later. Terrible showing in Memphis.

Originally Posted by UT IE 95

That's the thing, I wasn't wrong if it's taken in context. We were below. 500, were playing lack luster, had just gotten embarrassed by our cross state rivals, and had a coach that looked lost. When this thread was started we sucked. If anyone wants to argue otherwise set up shop with the zjc's of the board.

I'm now laughing at the simple folks that live at home getting enjoyment out of bumping a thread that's two months old. Context is key and there is plenty of discussion that happened in the days and weeks following the Memphis game that broke down in detail where we were, what we were lacking, and what needed to change. I've posted several times the last two months on the improvement this team has made.

As for the personal attackers and name callers - you are a sad bunch. To get enjoyment being an internet tough guy is pathetic. People's true colors are seen 1. when no one's watching and 2. in the internet age when you're annonomous on a message board.

[The Ron Mexico]

Meh. Not a contender IMO.

[LittleCat]

Originally Posted by Hardwood_fanatic

The only thing MSU fans can dominate is a goat tied up in the back yard, and even then require a strap-on.

Deserves another nomination.

[bluetickhound16]

Posted in the Hoarder thread in the zone...

The Disturbing Tale of Ed Savitz
Ask any Philadelphian about the nicest area of the city and they will undoubtedly mention Rittenhouse Square. Known for its upscale restaurants, luxurious and ridiculously pricey residencies, and its sheer beauty during the holiday season, Rittenhouse Square is the polar opposite of those parts of North and West Philadelphia where most of the city’s crime takes place. The disturbing and upsetting tale of Ed Savitz is unique in that it transcends the barriers of neighborhood, economic status, race, gender, and ethnicity and is part of Philadelphia rich and colorful criminal history.

Ed Savitz seemed destined for greatness. In high school he was voted most likely to succeed and graduated at the top of his class. Savitz was awarded a full scholarship to University of Pennsylvania, but dropped out soon thereafter. A few years later, Savitz also dropped out of Temple. Despite failures in college, Savitz succeeded as a businessman in Philadelphia and lived in an upscale residence in Rittenhouse Square.*

As the 1970’s progressed, rumors began to spread among Philly’s youth (particularly those who lived in Grey’s Ferry) about a man who called himself “Uncle Ed.” The story went that Uncle Ed was willing to pay good money to area youths, as long as they did certain favors for him. It was then that the dark underbelly of a successful and respected businessman began to appear.

For many years, Ed Savitz would provide money, concert tickets, and football tickets to area youths in exchange for their soiled underwear. Savitz would encourage the young boys to eat cheese to make their feces (which he stored in pizza boxes throughout his apartment) smell better. Even worse, Savitz would also provide compensation to the boys to engage in acts of oral/anal sex, penis sword fights, urinating/defecating in his mouth, and slamming his penis in doors.*

Savitz served various sentences in prison from 1978 and 1992. Despite this, Savitz’s indiscretions continued. In early 1992, Savitz was taken down for good when police (who had been tapping his phones and monitoring his activities for a few months) entered his apartment and found over 5000 photographs of boys and 312 bags of soiled underwear. It was also revealed during this time that Savitz had tested positive for HIV, which subsequently served as a catalyst for Philadelphia’s AIDS scare during the early 90s given the time period and the countless number of males Savitz had contact with over the years. This troubled life would come to an end when Savitz died in prison of AIDS in 1993, leaving behind a horrific legacy as one of Philadelphia’s most morbid, despicable, and notorious criminals.

[bluetickhound16]

If that's not epic then I don't know what epic is....

[orangeslice13]

Originally Posted by Rasputin_Vol

Does anybody even know what the catalyst was for that? We hadn't lost a football game in months. It just sees like an odd time for be laying down the law. Was there a thread that got out of hand on the football board or something?

I think it was the thread that got deleted where people were picking a spot to meet and fight.