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09-18-2011, 11:01 PM
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| | Heaven Bound
Join Date: Sep 2006  Location: Davenport, Iowa
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| So my brother is getting married...
on Oct 9 to a girl he met online. I don't think he's ever met her in person. I know no one in my family has ever met her. He's stationed in San Diego (Marines). She lives here. She's 29, he's 20. Today was the first I've ever heard of this girl.
Am I right to be a little sketched out by this? Even most of her Facebook friends are surprised. For example, "How do you go from single to engaged? Did you miss the "in a relationship" step? Lol j/k" was one of the comments under their relationship status going from single to engaged. Everything she put on her Facebook about it seems extremely desperate, too.
I just farted and cannot smell it over the stink of this... | 
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09-18-2011, 11:02 PM
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| | Bring Back Lane
Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Johnson City, TN
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| If she puts out and has a nice donk it's all gucci | |
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09-18-2011, 11:05 PM
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| | smh
| This will end well. By the way, as a guy in his early twenties, daring girls around 30-ish is the jam. theyre typically still hot but have had enough time to wash away that early twenties craziness girls have.
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09-18-2011, 11:05 PM
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| | Heaven Bound
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Davenport, Iowa
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Originally Posted by NewToVolCountry  If she puts out and has a nice donk it's all gucci | I pretty much won't even get serious with a girl without taking her for a test drive, and he's going to marry this girl without doing so. | |
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09-18-2011, 11:10 PM
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| | Heaven Bound
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Originally Posted by milohimself This will end well. By the way, as a guy in his early twenties, daring girls around 30-ish is the jam. theyre typically still hot but have had enough time to wash away that early twenties craziness girls have.
Posted via VolNation Mobile | Judging solely based on her Facebook photos... she looks like she is still lost in high school. I could be wrong, and I hope I'm wrong, but something smells fishy. | |
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09-18-2011, 11:13 PM
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| | Big Orange Faithful
Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Knoxville, TN
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| Can't imagine this ends well. You don't make a life commitment to someone when you've never even met in person. No offense but that sounds stupid. | |
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09-18-2011, 11:15 PM
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| | Colorado bound
Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: chattanooga
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| Underrated thread. | |
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09-18-2011, 11:17 PM
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| | Straight cash, homey...
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the briar patch
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Originally Posted by KnoxVillain Can't imagine this ends well. You don't make a life commitment to someone when you've never even met in person. No offense but that sounds stupid. | Meh... there are people that date for 6 years and their marriage only lasts 2. Knowing someone is no guarantee of a strong, long term relationship anymore. May as well take a gamble on a total stranger.
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09-18-2011, 11:45 PM
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| | Colorado bound
Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: chattanooga
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| Oh, I know her... | |
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09-19-2011, 12:11 AM
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| | 02Honda
Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: An Ole Dirt Road by a tree
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Originally Posted by VOLatile | Judging by the cleavage I would marry her too.
__________________ I have a dream!!...That one day all volnation smartazzes and pranksters can have a thread,..where they can joke and curse and post semi nude pics of both hot chicks and trannys in harmony and peace...In the words of the old negro spiritual...Free at last..Free at last...Thank Freak allmighty FREE AT LAST!!!!!  - Rucker | |
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09-19-2011, 12:14 AM
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| | What's My Age Again?
Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: South Knoxville
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| If she is "29" I'm German jet pilot. Checesadoch,!!
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09-19-2011, 12:21 AM
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| | smh
| If those are the best pictures... Run. Fast. And far.
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09-19-2011, 03:37 AM
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| | I put sexy in dyslexic
Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Horn Lake, Mississippi
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Originally Posted by milohimself If those are the best pictures... Run. Fast. And far.
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09-19-2011, 05:38 AM
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| | Senior Member
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