Sonny Smith

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Smith said there was a Tennessee fan, an Alabama fan, and a pig that all were in the waiting room of a hospital maternity ward at the same time, waiting on their babies to be born. All of a sudden, the lights went out. When they came back on, the nurses came out and told the expectant fathers that they had good news and bad news.

The good news was that all three had healthy offspring. The bad news was that since the lights went out during delivery, they couldn’t tell which baby belonged to whom. They said they would let the fathers draw straws and the first one to go in could select the one he thought was his.

The Tennessee fan got to go first and after spending 30 minutes in the delivery room, he came out with the pig. When asked by the nurse why on earth he did that, he said, “I just couldn’t take a chance on getting the Alabama baby!”

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