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Old 06-26-2011, 11:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The coworker that never stops talking!!

Do you have that one coworker who will never shut up.. I would just like to stuff a sock down their throat and duct tape their mouth closed, so they wont talk anymore.. I'm talking about the ones who ramble on and on and on and on, who barely take a breath at all!!
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Old 06-26-2011, 11:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh- I do alright- she even sings and talks to herself- hope she chokes on her next chicken wing
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Old 06-26-2011, 11:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I have one that finishes sentences or repeats exactly what you've said. Luckily I don't have to interact with her too often and I have a policy on not punching women.
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Old 06-26-2011, 11:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 06-26-2011, 11:23 AM   #5 (permalink)
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We have a one-upper.
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Old 06-26-2011, 11:23 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Do you have that one coworker who will never shut up.. I would just like to stuff a sock down their throat and duct tape their mouth closed, so they wont talk anymore.. I'm talking about the ones who ramble on and on and on and on, who barely take a breath at all!!
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Lord have mercy yes!!!!!! This one cat on my crew talks so much till he gets out of breath and turns red in the face!! DUDE NEVER SHUTS THE **** UP!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-26-2011, 11:42 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Yes sir. Have a few of em where I work. I understand how great parenthood is, but sweet jesus that's all I hear about. I don't really care how many dumps your kid takes a day, or look at their pictures for hours.
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Old 06-26-2011, 11:49 AM   #8 (permalink)
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No but we've got a chunka. Fattest woman I've ever seen. Gross
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The one upper is only rivaled by incessant joke teller and the infamous "give you a 2 hour rundown about what was on tv last night " guy.
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I work with a lady who has a story for every situation. No matter the topic, she has a 45+ minute story for it. I don't think I've ever heard her quiet for more than 10 seconds. She feels like she has to say something everytime someone gets within 5 feet of her.
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Old 06-26-2011, 12:07 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Pretend like you don't see her or pretend like you're deaf.
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Old 06-26-2011, 12:10 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Pretend like you don't see her or pretend like you're deaf.
Most people with blabbering problems would annoy a corpse if there was nobody to talk to, though. You can only look down, pretend you're busy, or blatantly ignore, all to no avail.
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Old 06-26-2011, 12:11 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I ignore the crap out of her. She doesn't need anyone to listen to her for her to talk. There just needs to be a perception that she is talking to someone. she had a convo with someone about 20 yards away from her one time. no joke.
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I work with a lady who has a story for every situation. No matter the topic, she has a 45+ minute story for it. I don't think I've ever heard her quiet for more than 10 seconds. She feels like she has to say something everytime someone gets within 5 feet of her.
Dude on my crew does the same thing, while telling the story he gets started on another story related to the story he's tring to tell and it takes him forever to get to the point. And don't get him started on how Bobby Joe is kin to Billy Joe on his daddies side!! And datgum know it all, he knows everything and how to do it and if you have a different view point or method your wrong it's his way!! Hell he's even got the cure for cancer!!
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