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Old 10-29-2010, 01:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I've been fired from Pizza Express...

Just so you guys know.
Saucy lovers top off a night at Pizza Express with sex in public | The Sun |News
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Old 10-29-2010, 01:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-29-2010, 01:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 10-29-2010, 01:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I enjoy the Seize Her Salad on the menu.
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Old 10-29-2010, 01:09 PM   #6 (permalink)
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That is what happens when you order the oyster pizza.
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Old 10-29-2010, 01:14 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Hehe...sausage.
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Old 10-29-2010, 01:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 10-29-2010, 01:34 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 10-29-2010, 01:38 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 10-29-2010, 02:32 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 10-29-2010, 02:39 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 10-29-2010, 02:42 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Customers were confused when they got a weird glaze on their Cinnamon pizza.
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Old 10-29-2010, 02:52 PM   #15 (permalink)
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