From "Mind of Mencia"

[MemphisVol]

Cop: "What do you mean there's no point sending anything to the lab?! The guy's sperm was all over the place!!"

Tech: "Hell, boy, everybody 'round here's got the same DNA"


Cop: "So what about the big freaking bite marks on the body?! You ever think about checking dental records?"

Tech (smiling, and not exactly toothily): "What makes you think we got dentists?"

[milohimself]

Sometimes Mencia goes way too far out there. But when he gets it right, his stuff is great.