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Old 11-07-2005, 09:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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[size=14]Anybody hered the Tennessee joke.

OK. There is a boy who has been beaten by his parents all his life and he finally tells the police. They say lets send you to your garndparents to live and he says NO very loud. The cops say why and he says "Because they will beat me too."
Then the other cop says how about your uncle and the boy says no he will beat me too.

Then one cop suddenly has an easy explanation to all this and says, "Lets send him to Florida they don't beat anybody!"[/SI ZE]
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Old 11-07-2005, 09:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Originally posted by bravevol@Nov 7, 2005 9:20 PM
[b][size=14]Anybody hered the Tennessee joke.

OK.* There is a boy who has been beaten by his parents all his life and he finally tells the police.* They say lets send you to your garndparents to live and he says NO very loud.* The cops say why and he says "Because they will beat me too."
Then the other cop says how about your uncle and the boy says no he will beat me too.

Then one cop suddenly has an easy explanation to all this and says, "Lets send him to Tennessee they don't beat anybody!"[/SI * ZE]
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dumb dumb dumb. some fan u are.
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Old 11-07-2005, 09:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hey who said i liked the joke, actually i did, but what can i say were having a bad season your going to here some jokes, thats not the worst one that i heard hey i'm still a UT fan and I hate florida and all they have done to us
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Old 11-07-2005, 09:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol. its oks i think thats been posted on here b4 actually
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ok this is about the third or 4th time this "joke" has been posted and it's just as lame this time as it was the 1st time
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Old 11-07-2005, 10:35 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 11-08-2005, 11:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Originally posted by bravevol@Nov 7, 2005 9:20 PM
[b][size=14]Anybody hered the Tennessee joke.

OK.* There is a boy who has been beaten by his parents all his life and he finally tells the police.* They say lets send you to your garndparents to live and he says NO very loud.* The cops say why and he says "Because they will beat me too."
Then the other cop says how about your uncle and the boy says no he will beat me too.

Then one cop suddenly has an easy explanation to all this and says, "Lets send him to Florida they don't beat anybody!"[/SI * ZE]
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I changed it to Florida now who has hered this one.
It actually sounds better too.
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Old 11-08-2005, 11:38 AM   #9 (permalink)
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[b]I changed it to Florida now who has hered this one.
It actually sounds better too.
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Now thats a funny joke
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