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pualsline 02-24-2010 01:25 PM

Funny Facebook Status'
so here are some good ones I have seen recently feel free to share your own...

"one thing I really like about facebook is that you can quote something and make up the source" ~Ben Franklin

just saw an infomercial for a snuggie and thought those are so stupid, and wanted to change the channel. He also, didn't want to pull his arms out from under the blanket to grab the remote

"thinks that you shouldn't have to be that guy that likes his own status" (this status was liked by him)

pattiycake 02-24-2010 01:33 PM

Feels horrible because he just congratulated a woman on a baby she wasnt having!!! Oops!

AHHHH! A student driver! AHHHHH! In a Toyota! We're all gonna die!!!

You should be with someone who ,even on your bad day, still thinks the sun shines out of your a$$

The reason why everyone loves babies so much is because they're just people who haven't had the chance to be a$$holes yet. Give them time

what is this world coming to? screw Hannah Montana and Jonas... bring back tom and Jerry, scooby doo, and mickey mouse!

If they took all porn from the internet,all that would remain is a Facebook group called " Bring the Porn Back!"

kev20 02-24-2010 02:33 PM

a friend of mine is pretty consistenly hilarious with his updates......

FML... just got a thumb cramp holding down the up arrow so long to enter my weight into the Wii Walk It Out game...Nice.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

is thinking that walking like George Jefferson will burn 1000 calories a day!!!

GASOUTHERNVOL 02-24-2010 02:43 PM

"in America we have the wii fit to lose weight because we are fat, in Ethiopia, do they have the Wii Fat?"

toxicdonut 02-24-2010 02:49 PM

none of these are funny

Volst53 02-24-2010 03:46 PM

Lamebook – Funny Facebook Statuses, Fails, LOLs and More – The Original

Some people shouldn't have facebook. This web site shows why.

the.one.the.only 02-24-2010 06:22 PM

Nudists!! My dad's a tailor you jerk!

pualsline 02-24-2010 07:31 PM


Originally Posted by toxicdonut (Post 3397445)
none of these are funny

then how about you not complain and post some that are funny

hmanvolfan 02-24-2010 08:38 PM


Originally Posted by pualsline (Post 3398084)
then how about you not complain and post some that are funny

Word to the brother.

orangebloodgmc 02-24-2010 08:56 PM

I liked the Ben Franklin and chloroform ones.

pattiycake 02-25-2010 12:12 AM


Originally Posted by toxicdonut (Post 3397445)
none of these are funny


toxicdonut 02-25-2010 12:31 AM


toxicdonut 02-25-2010 12:33 AM


toxicdonut 02-25-2010 12:41 AM


The Frozen Shield 02-25-2010 12:46 AM


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