OSU's Zac Smith Had $2200 Worth of Sex Toys Sent to Practice Facility, Other Shenanigans

[zeppelin128]

This is not a joke. No, really. Disclaimer: pics of said toys included in the article. Must have been an "interesting" place to work.

Zach Smith Ordered Sex Toys to Ohio State Offices, Had Sex With Staffer, Took Nude Photos at White House

 

[BAJAvol]

I literally laughed out loud

 

[bamawriter]

When Urb isn't fired, those pics need to be on every single sign at the first episode of College Gameday.

 

[zeppelin128]

When Urb isn't fired, those pics need to be on every single sign at the first episode of College Gameday.

Plenty to choose from apparently. Dude had an affinity for "male apparel."

 

[BAJAvol]

The moment I got to "spider co**" beer went all over my back porch.

 

[butchna]

This is not a joke. No, really. Disclaimer: pics of said toys included in the article. Must have been an "interesting" place to work.

Zach Smith Ordered Sex Toys to Ohio State Offices, Had Sex With Staffer, Took Nude Photos at White House

Note all the c-rings were X-large? He faking?

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Holy crap!

 

[malinoisvol]

Awesome thread, imo.

 

[zeppelin128]

Awesome thread, imo.

Anything that makes Ohio State look bad is a good thing in my book.

 

[Power T-Rev]

Brett McMurphy is going to bury Ohio State

 

[Grand Vol]

I'm trying not to laugh.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

 

[RDU VOL#14]

Zach Smith has 4 rings, Urban only has 3.

 

[BeecherVol]

I'm trying not to laugh.

Really hard not to. Not that this should be the last straw that changes someone's mind but it's funny none the less.

 

[jpope9]

Zach Smith has 4 rings, Urban only has 3.

Lol'd hard at this

 

[jpope9]

Zach Smith has 4 rings, Urban only has 3.

Lol'd hard at this

 

[Grand Vol]

I will say, I'm not sure who Smith has as a lawyer, but he's certainly in the running for douche-canoe of the year. He made more than a few attempts to threaten and suppress the story.

 

[StarRaider]

Thank God I get my male apparel from Carhartt.

 

[zeppelin128]

I will say, I'm not sure who Smith has as a lawyer, but he's certainly in the running for douche-canoe of the year. He made more than a few attempts to threaten and suppress the story.

Have a like for usage of "douche canoe."
And yeah, does this lawyer think he is Heisenberg? He actually said "tread lightly."

 

[Nerwen Aldarion]

All I can think is the next time Gameday has Ohio in the mix, those signs are going to be epic

 

[LouderVol]

All I can think is the next time Gameday has Ohio in the mix, those signs are going to be epic

or if they are ever at a Michigan game. you know that fanbase has been loading up.

 

[bigslk]

Someone needs to come out with Wife Beater T-Shirts with pictures of Smith beating Urban with a leather whip!!!!

 

[njvols]

When Urb isn't fired, those pics need to be on every single sign at the first episode of College Gameday.

Urban wont be fired immediately. However rightful public sentiment will do him in over time.

 

[JL 103]

I firmly believe that Mcmurphy has more ammo he hasn’t shot off yet. He always comes out with more stuff when Columbus thinks it’s about to die down. This hasn’t finished yet.

 

[davethevol]

Note all the c-rings were X-large? He faking?

Maybe he has a boyfriend?