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07-29-2008, 01:28 PM
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| | The White Debonair
| Israeli paper publishes Obama Western Wall prayer
Israeli paper publishes Obama Western Wall prayer Quote: "God, I thank you that I am not like other men--robbers, evildoers, adulterers, racists--the people of my country. I fast twice a week and give a tenth of all I get."
'God, I thank you that I am not like other people."
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07-29-2008, 01:32 PM
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| | my 2 cents
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Originally Posted by OrangeEmpire  | OE I did not find that quote anywhere in the story! Are up to no good again?  | |
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07-29-2008, 01:50 PM
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| | Bottle Rocket Scientist
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| has it been determined if that Israeli newspaper is owned by Rupert Murdoch?
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07-29-2008, 02:46 PM
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| I think what he really said was, "Forgive me my sins, and help me guard against pride and despair. Give me the wisdom to do what is right and just. And make me an instrument of your will."
Sounds an awful lot like one of the greatest prayers, the Prayer of St. Francis of Assisi. | |
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07-29-2008, 02:50 PM
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| | The White Debonair
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Originally Posted by TennNC I think what he really said was, "Forgive me my sins, and help me guard against pride and despair. Give me the wisdom to do what is right and just. And make me an instrument of your will."
Sounds an awful lot like one of the greatest prayers, the Prayer of St. Francis of Assisi. | The bastard plagiarizes!  | |
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07-29-2008, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by OrangeEmpire The bastard plagiarizes! | no, Obama was the inspiration for St. Francis of Assisi. Haven't you heard that the Obamassiah can also travel through time.
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07-29-2008, 04:26 PM
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| | doo doo doo
| Selected exerpts.
"Please make me president so my wife can be proud of the USA..."
"You can stop damning American if you make me President..."
"Glad we could talk God, I had a hard time getting through with all those rednecks clinging to you..."
"Please help me teach my dumb fellow citizens to speak French..."
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07-29-2008, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by volinbham Selected exerpts.
"Please make me president so my wife can be proud of the USA..."
"You can stop damning American if you make me President..."
"Glad we could talk God, I had a hard time getting through with all those rednecks clinging to you..."
"Please help me teach my dumb fellow citizens to speak French..." | what does this accomplish? | |
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07-29-2008, 10:46 PM
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| | I ain't dead yet *****
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Originally Posted by TennNC what does this accomplish? | It made me laugh... I truly hope you're kidding, otherwise all those stereotypes about libs having no sense of humor are true.
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07-29-2008, 11:36 PM
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| | But seriously folks...
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Originally Posted by volinbham Selected exerpts.
"Please make me president so my wife can be proud of the USA..."
"You can stop damning American if you make me President..."
"Glad we could talk God, I had a hard time getting through with all those rednecks clinging to you..."
"Please help me teach my dumb fellow citizens to speak French..." | Some rednecks are a bit "ripe" smelling... 
wait... is that racist? | |
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07-30-2008, 08:57 AM
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| | doo doo doo
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Originally Posted by TennNC what does this accomplish? | It's a joke - the same type you see on the Daily Show nightly (probably not as high quality but no more partisan).
Relax
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