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05-06-2008, 10:57 AM
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| | doo doo doo
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| The Political Correctness Thread
Last week we had the "Don't call them gangs" thread.
Already today there are 2 PC-related threads in the Pub.
1. Substitute teacher in trouble in Florida for doing a crappy magic trick in school. He is accused of "wizardry".
2. Swiss ethics committee defends "plants rights".
These show that PC crap comes from both the right (wizardry) and left (plant rights).
So how about a thread for all the dumb@ss PC stories we find?
Post them here.
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05-06-2008, 10:58 AM
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| Excellent thread idea.
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05-06-2008, 11:06 AM
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| Don't call them threads....call them "enlightenments"! You insensitive SOB! | |
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05-06-2008, 11:07 AM
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| Global Warming Got You Down? Try Eco-therapy.
For those of you concerned about your carbon footprint: FOXNews.com - Is Going Green Making You Crazy? It's Time for Eco-Therapy - Health News | Current Health News | Medical News Quote: |
Edwards suffers from eco-anxiety, the growing angst experienced by those who can't handle the thought that they — or anyone — are in some way contributing to global warming, species extinction and dwindling natural resources.
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Sarah Edwards worries about the gasoline she burns, the paper towels she throws out, the litter on the beach, water pollution. She worries so much, it literally makes her sick.
"Fear, grief, anger, confusion and depression," Edwards says, pointing to the negativity that has manifested itself in real-life symptoms such as neck and shoulder pain, fibromyalgia and fatigue.
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05-06-2008, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Lexvol  Don't call them threads....call them "enlightenments"! You insensitive SOB! | You are absolutely right, my mista...er, opportunity for improvement.
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05-06-2008, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Lexvol Don't call them threads....call them "enlightenments"! You insensitive SOB! | Your use of the term SOB is derogatory towards women and their sons.
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05-06-2008, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by volinbham | That's funny! We used to call people that were freaked out by the paper towels they threw out obsessive compulsive. Now we have come to learn that it is all because of global warming!  | |
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05-06-2008, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by volinbham Your use of the term SOB is derogatory towards women and their sons. | Actually PETA is probably pissed about that term too.
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05-06-2008, 02:41 PM
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| political correctness will destroy the country far faster than mythical global warming.
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05-06-2008, 02:45 PM
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| Harassment........
Not Her ASS ment........
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05-06-2008, 03:30 PM
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| The police that work with us for traffic detail are now told to wave cars on with their palms either parallel or perpindicular to the ground, as such rude and indignifying gestures can be taken as aggressive or mean-sprited.
Now they have to wave on traffic with a nice, gentle, palm, angled at a pleasant 45 degrees to the ground.
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05-06-2008, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by JTrainDavis The police that work with us for traffic detail are now told to wave cars on with their palms either parallel or perpindicular to the ground, as such rude and indignifying gestures can be taken as aggressive or mean-sprited.
Now they have to wave on traffic with a nice, gentle, palm, angled at a pleasant 45 degrees to the ground. |
Wow! 
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05-06-2008, 05:24 PM
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| I'm offended by political correctness, who's going to do something about that?
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05-06-2008, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by MG1968 political correctness will destroy the country far faster than mythical global warming. | I couldn't agree more MG. You are very right sir. | |
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05-06-2008, 10:42 PM
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