Paw-ternity

[theFallGuy]

Move over, humans — pet ‘parents’ should be entitled to paid leave - MarketWatch

 

[RikidyBones]

😒

 

[apevol]

I'm gettin' me a whole mess of fightin' cocks

 

[RikidyBones]

I'm gettin' me a whole mess of fightin' cocks

Taking off to train and pet your special cock?

Thatll fit well in an HR email

 

[theFallGuy]

I need a week off work just to snuggle with my cat.

JK, I hate cats

 

[DancingOutlaw]

My wife said she saw an article where a woman was saying she should get a paid "me"-ternity to find herself. Doesn't think it's fair women who choose to have kids get four months off. I guess no one told her most of the time that's unpaid, and if that's a vacation you're doing it wrong. To simulate, go to the beach, but never leave the beach house for more than a couple hours at a time. Oh and take a badger with you that you must feed and change every two hours. And when you sleep set an alarm to wake you up every 30 minutes. So relaxing.

 

[theFallGuy]

My wife said she saw an article where a woman was saying she should get a paid "me"-ternity to find herself. Doesn't think it's fair women who choose to have kids get four months off. I guess no one told her most of the time that's unpaid, and if that's a vacation you're doing it wrong. To simulate, go to the beach, but never leave the beach house for more than a couple hours at a time. Oh and take a badger with you that you must feed and change every two hours. And when you sleep set an alarm to wake you up every 30 minutes. So relaxing.

that was an article in NY Post. I read it.

 

[joevol33]

Smh.

 

[malinoisvol]

My wife said she saw an article where a woman was saying she should get a paid "me"-ternity to find herself. Doesn't think it's fair women who choose to have kids get four months off. I guess no one told her most of the time that's unpaid, and if that's a vacation you're doing it wrong. To simulate, go to the beach, but never leave the beach house for more than a couple hours at a time. Oh and take a badger with you that you must feed and change every two hours. And when you sleep set an alarm to wake you up every 30 minutes. So relaxing.

Seen that. I laffed.

 

[1972 Grad]

I need a week off work just to snuggle with my cat.

JK, I hate cats

Be careful getting too cozy with cats. They will rip you to shreds. I can't believe "pet your special cock" gets to stay, and the cat joke goes bye bye.

 

[RikidyBones]

Be careful getting too cozy with cats. They will rip you to shreds. I can't believe "pet your special cock" gets to stay, and the cat joke goes bye bye.

A cock is an animal. Nothing bad about it my friend

 

[T-TownVol]

would that be on a "per puppy" basis........could be a looooong leave if so.....

 

[apevol]

Taking off to train and pet your special cock?

Thatll fit well in an HR email

I'm gonna train em to fight in the bush

 

[RikidyBones]

I'm gonna train em to fight in the bush

The bush huh? Thats a big time arena. You sure you don't want to do it yourself for awhile? Might last longer in the bush