You can't make this up; Libertarian candidate sacrifices goat, drinks blood

[lawgator1]

Florida Senate candidate admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood - Orlando Sentinel

 

[Grand Vol]

He's a lawyer from Florida. This is supposed to surprise me?

 

[lawgator1]

He's a lawyer from Florida. This is supposed to surprise me?

I knew someone would point that out !

 

[Grand Vol]

I knew someone would point that out !

I already checked...

He isn't a UF grad. Trust me, I was looking real close.

 

[Orange_Crush]

A Florida lawyer? Self-proclaimed libertarian with fascist attitude?

LG? Or should I say, Invictus? Drawing attention to your campaign?

 

[lawgator1]

I already checked...

He isn't a UF grad. Trust me, I was looking real close.

I checked as well.

Giant sigh of relief he has no connection.

 

[lawgator1]

Hey wait a sec....

Kills goat. Drinks blood.

Nominee for next HC at UT?

 

[Grand Vol]

Hey wait a sec....

Kills goat. Drinks blood.

Nominee for next HC at UT?

Only if sacrificing a goat would enable us to win against Florida and Bama.

I've tried nearly other animal, nothing is working so far.

 

[Orange_Crush]

Hey wait a sec....

Kills goat. Drinks blood.

Nominee for next HC at UT?

Think it would help?


lol

 

[lawgator1]

Only if sacrificing a goat would enable us to win against Florida and Bama.

I've tried nearly other animal, nothing is working so far.

My thoughts, exactly.

Think it would help?

Couldn't hurt!

 

[AirVol]

Hey wait a sec....

Kills goat. Drinks blood.

Nominee for next HC at UT?

Oregeron is a lawyer in FL now?

 

[SWIL]

He'd fit right in with the rest of the senate blood suckers.

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

He should have run for office in one of those voodoo wards in New Orleans.

 

[OrangeWayOfLife]

How is it you always find these stories? I'm truly curious

 

[VolsNSkinsFan]

Shocked it wasn't Alan Grayson.

 

[Orange_Crush]

Only if sacrificing a goat would enable us to win against Florida and Bama.

I've tried nearly other animal, nothing is working so far.

Over in the FF, I think there's about to be a human sacrifice.

 

[Grand Vol]

Over in the FF, I think there's about to be a human sacrifice.

Well, I keep getting teh cops called on me when I'm in my neighbor's yard saying "here kitty, kitty, kitty."

Guess I need to up my game.

 

[LouderVol]

Well, I keep getting teh cops called on me when I'm in my neighbor's yard saying "here kitty, kitty, kitty."

Guess I need to up my game.

You should also stop selling loose cigarettes, who know what those cops might do?

 

[FLVOL_79]

Shocked it wasn't Alan Grayson.

He would have sacrificed a newborn baby

 

[Obsessed]

Over in the FF, I think there's about to be a human sacrifice.

I think I got Mcdad out of there in time....

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

Oregeron is a lawyer in FL now?

All it takes to practice law in FL is a crayon and a roll of used toilet paper to make your license.

 

[Velo Vol]

He renounced his citizenship in one paper, and in another he prophesied a great war, saying he would wander into the wilderness and return bearing revolution.

Can an American renounce his citizenship if he has no other citizenship?

 

[McDad]

I think I got Mcdad out of there in time....

Thanks, bro.

There are some morons on vn. So bad, they make LG seem intelligent by comparison.

 

[Grand Vol]

Thanks, bro.

There are some morons on vn. So bad, they make LG seem intelligent by comparison.

Saying a lot...

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

Over in the FF, I think there's about to be a human sacrifice.

The politicin' threads are usually pretty rough in comparison UNTIL there are some bad losses in the FF. Then its every man for himself.