And, My Farts Cure Cancer

[therealUT]

This is interesting, though I'm more than just a little skeptical regarding both the "news" source and the actual "study". However, if this is true, then I'm going to smoke even more, because I fart all the time.

Scientists Say Smelling Farts Prevents Cancer

 

[McDad]

Dutch oven for wifey is backed by scienz.

 

[LouderVol]

just because of how technical you can get sometimes Trut, farts might PREVENT cancer not CURE cancer that you state in the thread title.

 

[therealUT]

just because of how technical you can get sometimes Trut, farts might PREVENT cancer not CURE cancer that you state in the thread title.

Yours may prevent, mine cure.

 

[Biopsyman]

Farts may also be a weight lost remedy..In some cases gagging and puking have been reported

 

[CSpindizzy]

What if they cause climate change? Depleted ozone layer? Do I need to eat more beans before going outside? Forget sunscreen and just fart? This is all so technical.

 

[Biopsyman]

What if they cause climate change? Depleted ozone layer? Do I need to eat more beans before going outside? Forget sunscreen and just fart? This is all so technical.

Keep the windows up in your car before blasting

 

[Grand Vol]

Keep the windows up in your car before blasting

And turn up the heat

 

[LouderVol]

Yours may prevent, mine cure.

Chuck Norris?

 

[n_huffhines]

I feel like we had this thread ready in the pub months ago

 

[OrangeWayOfLife]

Maybe you should try piping your farts into that chamber housing the terrorists and the eight year old hostage and see what happens.

 

[FLVOL_79]

This is good science. Like climate change science.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Maybe you should try piping your farts into that chamber housing the terrorists and the eight year old hostage and see what happens.

At least the girl would be less likely to develop malignant tumors.

 

[AirVol]

Wonder if the stong smelly ones kills brain cells.

 

[CSpindizzy]

Mixed signals. Cow farts are killing us. Human farts are saving us?

My dad was mastering preventive medicine all those years growing up.

 

[hog88]

Dutch oven for wifey is backed by scienz.

Let us know how that works out for ya.

 

[82_VOL_83]

This is interesting, though I'm more than just a little skeptical regarding both the "news" source and the actual "study". However, if this is true, then I'm going to smoke even more, because I fart all the time.

Scientists Say Smelling Farts Prevents Cancer

If this is true, my wife will never get cancer. Poor woman.

 

[McDad]

Let us know how that works out for ya.

So far, my research indicates farts via a dutch oven rapidly and drastically decrease female libido.

 

[hog88]

So far, my research indicates farts via a dutch oven rapidly and drastically decrease female libido.

Finally an indisputable scientific conclusion.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Farts may also be a weight lost remedy..In some cases gagging and puking have been reported

Actually after you fart you weigh more.

 

[davethevol]

This thread stinks!