I have the solution to the entire immigration crisis

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Annex Central America. They've got mad oil reserves, we can build casino resorts. Tons of new tax revenue possibilities. Plus we save a ton on border security.

There.

Problem solved.
 
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Annex Central America. They've got mad oil reserves, we can build casino resorts. Tons of new tax revenue possibilities. Plus we save a ton on border security.

There.

Problem solved.

Cute, but I respect their national sovereignty. Which is why I support returning Puerto Rico to the Puerto Ricans. Now if you really want a policy, we need to change immigration law.

1) If you hire an illegal alien, it's a felony with a mandatory 2 years in prison (no time reduced for good behavior) and hefty fine/seizure of business and assets.

2) Any individual caught crossing the border is permanently ineligible to become an American citizen. You can never become a citizen if you violate our laws. No questions asked. Moreover, you are never allowed to return to the States.

3) Seize any bank assets from country of origin to pay for deportation costs. The Mexicans owe us a barrel of oil for every one of their citizens illegally crossing our border.

4) Militarize the border.
 
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Annex Central America. They've got mad oil reserves, we can build casino resorts. Tons of new tax revenue possibilities. Plus we save a ton on border security.

There.

Problem solved.

We have given the region almost $150 billion in aid since 1946. It is an implicit financial annexation that may become explicit if the physical border is not maintained.
 
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Annex Central America. They've got mad oil reserves, we can build casino resorts. Tons of new tax revenue possibilities. Plus we save a ton on border security.

There.

Problem solved.

How well did that idea work out for the Germans?
 
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Annex Central America. They've got mad oil reserves, we can build casino resorts. Tons of new tax revenue possibilities. Plus we save a ton on border security.

There.

Problem solved.

I was thinking more along the lines of land mines and drones..
 
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Fill the Rio Grande with gators and crocs. Put up a short fence on our side to keep the lizards in the river. I mean thousands of them, not just a couple hundred.
 
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Cute, but I respect their national sovereignty. Which is why I support returning Puerto Rico to the Puerto Ricans. Now if you really want a policy, we need to change immigration law.

1) If you hire an illegal alien, it's a felony with a mandatory 2 years in prison (no time reduced for good behavior) and hefty fine/seizure of business and assets.

2) Any individual caught crossing the border is permanently ineligible to become an American citizen. You can never become a citizen if you violate our laws. No questions asked. Moreover, you are never allowed to return to the States.

3) Seize any bank assets from country of origin to pay for deportation costs. The Mexicans owe us a barrel of oil for every one of their citizens illegally crossing our border.

4) Militarize the border.

You're assuming the non-criminals wouldn't accept American rule with open arms.
 
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Honestly, LG, I've heard worse ideas when it comes to the immigration issue.

Unfortunately, most of those ideas have come from the President and Congress.
 
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Annex Central America. They've got mad oil reserves, we can build casino resorts. Tons of new tax revenue possibilities. Plus we save a ton on border security.

There.

Problem solved.

What would you do with Mexico?
 
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Cute, but I respect their national sovereignty. Which is why I support returning Puerto Rico to the Puerto Ricans. Now if you really want a policy, we need to change immigration law.

1) If you hire an illegal alien, it's a felony with a mandatory 2 years in prison (no time reduced for good behavior) and hefty fine/seizure of business and assets.

2) Any individual caught crossing the border is permanently ineligible to become an American citizen. You can never become a citizen if you violate our laws. No questions asked. Moreover, you are never allowed to return to the States.

3) Seize any bank assets from country of origin to pay for deportation costs. The Mexicans owe us a barrel of oil for every one of their citizens illegally crossing our border.

4) Militarize the border.


You realize its the GOP business community that is doing the majority of this, right? I mean, by a lot.
 
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How well did that idea work out for the Germans?


Not nearly as well as when they bombed Pearl Harbor.


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Cute, but I respect their national sovereignty. Which is why I support returning Puerto Rico to the Puerto Ricans. Now if you really want a policy, we need to change immigration law.

1) If you hire an illegal alien, it's a felony with a mandatory 2 years in prison (no time reduced for good behavior) and hefty fine/seizure of business and assets.

2) Any individual caught crossing the border is permanently ineligible to become an American citizen. You can never become a citizen if you violate our laws. No questions asked. Moreover, you are never allowed to return to the States.

3) Seize any bank assets from country of origin to pay for deportation costs. The Mexicans owe us a barrel of oil for every one of their citizens illegally crossing our border.

4) Militarize the border.

What about returning the New Mexico territory to Mexico? While we're at it, the continent to the American Indians?
 
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LG's wet dreams about big government would be forever satisfied by adding C America.

The only practical solution for border control is:

- make the immigration process easier by making work permits available to all and document everyone
- heavily penalize illegal immigration and those that hire illegals
- bring our troops home and put them on the border.
 
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LG's wet dreams about big government would be forever satisfied by adding C America.

The only practical solution for border control is:

- make the immigration process easier by making work permits available to all and document everyone
- heavily penalize illegal immigration and those that hire illegals
- bring our troops home and put them on the border.


Not C America. Rather, Kramerica.

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