Kellen Winslow and his "Lil Souljah"

[Rasputin_Vol]

If Kellen Winslow offers to bring you Boston Market, say no | ProFootballTalk

The words of the report might tell this one best:

“As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was. As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males [sic] erect penis. She stated that she believed he was masturbating. [The woman] provided a written statement regarding her account.”

When the cops showed up, he was wearing black sweatpants, and told them he was just lost and “looking for Boston Market.”

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

Clearly, she is in violation of the failure to render aid law.

 

[YankeeVol]

You can't fix stupid

 

[bleedorange1983]

I prefer to do that at Long John Silver's

 

[GreveHaller]

he should have looked her in the eye and finished like a boss

 

[Through_The_T]

The tweet that Boston Market sent out in response to this was amazing:

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

What is a Lil Souljah?

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

What is a Lil Souljah?

Lol i hope you are being sarcastic.

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

Lol i hope you are being sarcastic.

Is it ghetto for little soldier?

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

Is it ghetto for little soldier?

Reference to Kellen Winslow screaming. He's a soulja when we beat Miami in the Orange Bowl way back when. Youtube it. In this case the poster cleverly used it in his response of Winslow allegedly exposing his lil man.

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

Reference to Kellen Winslow screaming. He's a soulja when we beat Miami in the Orange Bowl way back when. Youtube it. In this case the poster cleverly used it in his response of Winslow allegedly exposing his lil man.

oh ok thanks

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Is it ghetto for little soldier?

Kellen Winslow Soldier Tirade - YouTube

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

This one is a little more detailed.

Kellen Winslow is a soldier - YouTube