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09-27-2011, 09:21 PM
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| Machete?
2010 movie with Danny trejo and de niro. On hbo and just watched the first 30 minutes. Worst movie I have ever seen. Trejo just escaped by using a guys intestines as a rope. | 
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09-27-2011, 09:25 PM
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| | ...stay frosty.
| It was a movie based on a fake trailer for Grindhouse.
.....not to be taken seriously.
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09-27-2011, 09:31 PM
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| I thought about that but its not funny either. Just terrible. Its like somebody won a bet and got to write a movie.
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09-27-2011, 09:35 PM
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| | yeah, barry.
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| It's better than Hobo With a Shotgun. Neither come close to the grindhouse films though. | |
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09-27-2011, 09:36 PM
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| | ...stay frosty.
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Originally Posted by pl3  I thought about that but its not funny either. Just terrible. Its like somebody won a bet and got to write a movie.
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.....it's not far from the truth.
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09-27-2011, 09:52 PM
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| Jessica Alba looks fantastic in the shower, there's a few entertainingly over the top moments...and that's all I got. I think that covers maybe 3 minutes, 5 tops. | |
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09-27-2011, 10:20 PM
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| Holy hell this movie is awesome! It's just the best kind of awful. Also, Alba isn't the only one who looks good in this one.
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09-27-2011, 10:54 PM
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| | doo doo doo
| Michelle Rodriquez looks good. I found it mildly entertaining. Thought the intestines thing was hilarious.
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09-27-2011, 10:56 PM
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| | Straight cash, homey...
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| I loved it. Seen 3-4 it times. It's meant to be cheesy. Get over yourselves.
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09-27-2011, 10:58 PM
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| | Straight cash, homey...
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| If Mexicans had an "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka"/blaxploitation parady for their people, this would be it.
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09-28-2011, 12:27 AM
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| | smh
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Originally Posted by Rasputin_Vol I loved it. Seen 3-4 it times. It's meant to be cheesy. Get over yourselves. | Most I have ever agreed with you about anything. | |
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09-28-2011, 01:00 AM
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| I thought it was great. I watched it with some friends about a month go. My buddies loved it. Funny, cheesy, excellent.
The girls hated it though. | |
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09-28-2011, 09:11 AM
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| | Short Sided
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| The movie isn't supposed to be taken seriously. It's not really supposed to be all that funny either. I'd say its aim is to be violently entertaining. | |
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09-28-2011, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by hndog609 Jessica Alba looks fantastic in the shower, there's a few entertainingly over the top moments...and that's all I got. I think that covers maybe 3 minutes, 5 tops. | Yep, but too bad it's not real.
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09-28-2011, 09:18 AM
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| In fairness I think I got a little irritated at the movie the first time when I started getting the feeling I was being politically preached at bit. Probably should give it another go knowing to filter that out in advance. | |
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