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05-09-2008, 06:35 PM
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| | VN GURU
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| Is Dusty Baker retarded?
Normally I just post these in the Reds thread but I thought everyone would get a kick out of the Reds lineup tonight. Absolutely stunning...
Jerry Hairston Jr. 2B
Ryan Freel, RF
Corey Patterson, CF
Joey Votto, 1B
Edwin Encarnacion, 3B
Adam Dunn, LF
Jeff Keppinger, SS
Paul Bako, C
Matt Belisle, RHP
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Last edited by vols kick balls; 05-09-2008 at 06:42 PM.
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05-09-2008, 09:05 PM
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| | Giver of Sexy
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| Any lineup that includes both Freel and Patterson is certainly retarded
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Originally Posted by emainvol  what can I say, I enjoy a good spanking. | | |
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05-09-2008, 09:07 PM
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| | Life's a Garden, DIG IT!
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| wow
Dunn's 6th? 
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05-09-2008, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by NEW COACH wow
Dunn's 6th? | That is not the retarded part but I wouldn't expect you to really understand.
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05-09-2008, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by emainvol Any lineup that includes both Freel and Patterson is certainly retarded | Having Patterson bat third might be the only thing worse than having him hit lead off.
The lineup pissed the baseball gods off so bad that they made it rain so Dusty will get another shot at it tomorrow.
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05-09-2008, 09:14 PM
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| | Giver of Sexy
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| I also have absolutely no clue why he wouldn't just bat Keppinger 1st, Freel 2nd, Hairston 3rd and Patterson 7th. Is there really a need to bury your best contact hitter?
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05-09-2008, 09:15 PM
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| | Giver of Sexy
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Originally Posted by vols kick balls Having Patterson bat third might be the only thing worse than having him hit lead off.
The lineup pissed the baseball gods off so bad that they made it rain so Dusty will get another shot at it tomorrow. | After seeing this lineup, I am actually happy that the one game I was going to get to watch this week got rained on.
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05-09-2008, 11:03 PM
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| | UTK '93, '08
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Atlanta
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| Patterson in the 3 slot is the dumbest thing I've seen in a major-league lineup in a long, long time. Baker must have known that the rain was coming, and he was just screwing with his team. Surely. | 
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05-09-2008, 11:06 PM
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| | Nati's Finest
Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Cincy, OH
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| We should all be thankful to Mother Nature for allowing us to not see that in action. May he understand the sign from above and change the lineup for tomorrow. | |
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05-10-2008, 12:12 AM
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| | UTK '93, '08
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| Micah Owings is a more legitamte #3 hitter than Patterson. | |
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05-10-2008, 12:28 AM
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| | Nati's Finest
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| ...Disregard..
Last edited by Cincy Vol o5; 05-10-2008 at 12:30 AM.
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05-10-2008, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Vercingetorix Micah Owings is a more legitamte #3 hitter than Patterson. | Easily. Corey Patterson is Matt Belisle with speed. I'm going to try and find his numbers for the last month. They are scary bad.
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05-10-2008, 07:59 AM
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| In a BA/OBP/SLG/OPS format
Last 28 days: .153/.231/.237/.468
Last 14 days: .138/.194/.172/.366
Last 07 days: .091/.091/.091/.182
Absolutely incredible.
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