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TruthTeller

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Welcome sports fans, intelligencers, model citizens, and oh yea, all you vol people!

Today marks the beginning of the end. It’s been an extremely lucky season thus far. Not only were you lucky to have the big glasses officiating crew (who live in TN, check it out), but you also were lucky enough to have a good excuse for losing these last 2 games. Your quarterbackies were hurt. Forgetting that Clausen is a quarterback. Forgetting he was your chosen one entering spring practice. Forgetting he has the college footballs greatest 24 backs running behind him even though full potential has not been reached yet on 23 of them. (oh yea and mun-yoyo blocking)

But I, the truth teller, and your ONLY SOURCE OF REALITY in this volnation world u have created to avoid reality, do hereby tell you.

DON’T EVEN try to come in here after 9 pm (only realist would know it is over by half-time), and start giving the same old tired excuses you overstimulated hopefuls always give.

EXAMPLE: We didn’t have our first or second quarterback.

If you use this one, I the Truthteller, am here to remind you that when u backed into the national championship, you played a team without their first string or second string quarterback.

EXAMPLE: Randy Sanders blew another one.

If you use this one, I the Truthteller am here to remind you can’t have it both ways. Either he won you nine and lost four, or he lost four and won nine. But he didn’t lose four and everyone else but him win nine. Get a life. Blaming him at this point in the career of your short decade of above .500 ball is really, well un realistic. (like that’s ever stopped you or motivated you to think)

EXAMPLE: Well we had a good year anyway

If you use this one, I the Truthteller am here to remind you that you didn’t have a good year. Since when do u non-football understanding vol masses admit 4 losses are a good year. My point, my realistic and proven point all the while, has been that FullerPhil gets you guys all hyped up to expect an SEC championship, a national championship, a Heisman trophy winner, and a Super Bowl. But in the end, you still can’t spell citrus with UT. Always has been (save the year u faced a third stringer at QB) and always will be.


So I say to you. Be men. Let your women be men. Stand up and come back in here at 9 pm and say,

WE SUK

OUR DEFENSE COULDN’T STOP A BABY FROM BLOWING IN ITS DIAPER

WE COULDN’T HAVE A 200 YARD RUSHER IF WE GREW A THREE-LEGGED BACK (and waived the eligibility requirements of a 200 sat to enter ut)

WE BOW TO CADILAC WHO SHUNNED US FOUR YEARS AGO

WE ADMIT THAT WE ARE A SECOND TIER TEAM (in a one tier conference)

WE HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO BEFORE WE SEE THE SEC CHAMPIONSHP TROPHY.


Be men. Realistic men. Cause if you can be men until spring, it all starts again when fullerphil says that the new freshman class is the best class ever at ut and the Super Bowl is in reach, as well as a 4 straight undefeated seasons.


Tick Tock

The reality check is on the way
 
#2
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Blah, blah, UT sucks, blah, blah, I'm a dumb bammer' blah, blah, blah, Auburn's gonna kick your ass, blah, blah, blah. Come up with something orignal.
 
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Yeah, you are the first to EVER say tick tock...lol

Whatever. If we win, you will look dumb. If we lose, I'll be happy for Auburn, beause they will have proven themselves to be the best eam in the league, if not the country.

We'll see what happens tonight.

As always, Go Vols.
 
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let me help:

51 "Intelligencer" web1913 "Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913)"
Intelligencer \In*tel"li*gen*cer\, n.
One who, or that which, sends or conveys intelligence or
news; a messenger.

All the intriguers in foreign politics, all the spies,
and all the intelligencers . . . acted solely upon that
principle. --Burke.


While the clock tick tocks, read a book!
 
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Originally posted by TruthTeller@Dec 4, 2004 2:19 PM
EXAMPLE: Randy Sanders blew another one.

If you use this one, I the Truthteller am here to remind you can’t have it both ways.  Either he won you nine and lost four, or he lost four and won nine.  But he didn’t lose four and everyone else but him win nine.  Get a life.  Blaming him at this point in the career of your short decade of above .500 ball is really, well un realistic.  (like that’s ever stopped you or motivated you to think)

EXAMPLE:  Well we had a good year anyway

If you use this one, I the Truthteller am here to remind you that you didn’t have a good year.  Since when do u non-football understanding vol masses admit 4 losses are a good year.  My point, my realistic and proven point all the while, has been that FullerPhil gets you guys all hyped up to expect an SEC championship, a national championship, a Heisman trophy winner, and a Super Bowl.  But in the end, you still can’t spell citrus with UT.  Always has been (save the year u faced a third stringer at QB) and always will be.

The reality check is on the way

TruthTeller, we only have 2 losses this year. If we lose tonight that would be 3 losses, not 4. Once again the Alabama public education system has let you down.

I agree. The reality check is on its way. And I do believe it is drawn from the Bank of Tennessee, signed by Phillip Fulmer, and paid to the order TruthTeller.

BTW, there is no more Citrus Bowl. It's the Capital One Bowl.
 
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and that former citrus bowl that warmed so many orange fannies through the years, is the 4th loss I have already added to your beloved loss column.

Tick Tock
 
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Originally posted by TruthTeller@Dec 4, 2004 2:19 PM
WE ADMIT THAT WE ARE A SECOND TIER TEAM (in a one tier conference)


Who's this moron?

Second tier team? Tennessee urinates SEC and National Championships. Including a win in the '97 SEC Championship Game against your Tigers. (If, infact, you are an Aubbie and not a Bammer) and the last team in the SEC to win an outright National Title (1998). Don't come in here acting like a complete idiot and expect you or your team to get any respect from me. I'll poke holes in all of your arguments all day if you want me to. I'm that kind of *******.

Auburn has been to what? Two SEC Championship games? Oh, yes -- a loss to Tennessee ('97) and Florida ('00). Nice showing.

...almost.

Go look up any all-time team records for the NCAA and more times than not you'll find Tennessee in the top 5 or 10. Not to mention, 1 and 2 in most SEC categorys. Bowl wins, bowl appearences, all-time wins, etc. The list goes on and on my friend. Don't come in here with that lame second tier team BS.
 
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As far as reality goes the Vols have had a remarkable record in light of the obsticles that they faced. Underclassmen all over the line up....injuries at key positions...etc. At times the performances on the field have dissapointed me but overall season wise theyve overacheived. If Auburn wins theyre just doing as almost everyone expects, big deal. Auburn was out bid for bowling green and its ultimately cost them a Orange bowl bid, now they get a bridesmaids bowl for being so cheap....kleenex is on the coffee table all inclusive.
 
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Hey III,

Attacking Au is not poking any holes in my arguement. You guys being around longer than other schools is not poking holes in my arguement.

BUT,

Carnell (Mr. Cadilac to you), will be poking holes in your arguements. Zero minus 3 hours and counting.


Tick Tock
 
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Next week; on a very special Oprah --

Fans trying to compensate for shortcomings in a key area. Meet Truthteller, he's tried Enzyte, and all the other products out there. The only way he can take his mind off of his problem is through inane rantings aimed at fans of universities he was not admitted to.

Logic and spelling elude him, yet he continues to "compensate" by acting the age of someone that would match his endowment level. People treat him with a mix of pity and revulsion. Oprah will reveal the whole ugly story in an attempt to help TT deal with his "problem". :p
 
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dont let them man bother you, he's got a right to gloat about a bama team that....o they didnt do anything, as for Auburn...it'll be a fun game...Go Vols and #%&@ Bama
 
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Originally posted by volinbham@Dec 4, 2004 4:33 PM
Next week; on a very special Oprah --


But first,

The clock ticks for a group who are about to suffer their biggest defeat ever. Move over Davey Crockett and your volunteers from tennessee, you will no longer represent the largest massacre of your one interconnected breed.

We present the 2004 vols.


That was close because those last few bowl appearences almost knocked Davy out of first.

TICK TOCK! :p
 
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Hi my name is Truth Teller I am really lame! I come on other teams board and start flaming because my team got beat and I cannot stand it!
 
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I'm pretty sure that last pic could stop a clock and put out a fire all at once.
 
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Give truthteller a break, it's his first time into the endzone. I mean comon' it's Auburns first time into the SEC title game as a favorite, throw this guy a bone will ya? Let him parade around, singing "tick-tock" - waiving his lil' tiger banner. The Vols have been to the promised land, and it was good. Auburn and the truthteller haven't, and even with a runaway victory tonight - they STILL won't get there. Shame really... After all is said and done, Aubie and Truthie still won't know what its like to don a National Championship ring. Bottom line, isn't it?

So keep popping off. Your '04 undefeated team will be a mere asterisk in next years Auburn program guide next to all of the National Champs.
 

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