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Old 09-22-2009, 08:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Marry one, screw one, kill one

Pick one to marry, one to screw, and one to kill. Then list 3 more for the next person in line.

Nancy Pelosi
Rosie O'donnell
Steven Tyler

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Old 09-22-2009, 08:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Your list is scary.
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Old 09-22-2009, 09:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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nancy pelosi is a nut case
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Old 09-22-2009, 09:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Screw Nancy Pelosi.... like the party she leads screws America

im not sure what to do with the other 2
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Old 09-22-2009, 09:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I have to agree. rosie??? I would be scared it would fall off afterwards...
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Old 09-22-2009, 09:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I have to agree. rosie??? I would be scared it would fall off afterwards...

Given that list, I am pretty sure she would actually be getting the "kill" part from me.
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Old 09-22-2009, 09:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I thought this was about Ted Kennedy...
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Old 09-22-2009, 09:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Given that list, I am pretty sure she would actually be getting the "kill" part from me.
I don't know. that would leave nancy pelosi and steven tyler to choose between marrying and screwing.
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Old 09-22-2009, 09:27 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I don't know. that would leave nancy pelosi and steven tyler to choose between marrying and screwing.
Well I wouldn't screw a man. So that drops it down to two. I figure Pelosi has probably been a good whore at times during her life. I'd drink me a bottle of something strong and go with that.
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Old 09-22-2009, 09:50 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Well I wouldn't screw a man. So that drops it down to two. I figure Pelosi has probably been a good whore at times during her life. I'd drink me a bottle of something strong and go with that.
I didn't know they made anything stronger than 200 proof.

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