better yet, ask OE any thing!

[OrangeEmpire]

 

[egotisticalmoron]

how does it feel to make a traffic stop?

 

[dickens821]

how does it feel to steal someones thread

 

[bigtime]

Whats attention whoring like?

 

[egotisticalmoron]

what's that smell like?

 

[orangeblooded2]

Is the sex better for forgetting about a traffic ticket or
is the pen mightier than the sword?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

how does it feel to make a traffic stop?

Anxious, nervous, a high, ready to rock and roll........

Then I tell the troop next to me to get out and give them a ticket!

 

[OrangeEmpire]

how does it feel to steal someones thread

Great!

k:

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Whats attention whoring like?

Wonderful!

:hi:

 

[OrangeEmpire]

what's that smell like?

Old roast beef and cottage cheese!

:hi:

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Is the sex better for forgetting about a traffic ticket or
is the pen mightier than the sword?

hmy:

 

[Mentofresh]

Why?

 

[volinbham]

Which better describes your view of government?

a. steaming pile of vomit
b. steaming pile of crap

 

[IPorange]

Which better describes your view of government?

a. steaming pile of vomit
b. steaming pile of crap

Too easy. It has to be a. To answer b. would imply that he consumed it and digested it successfully. a. implies utter rejection.

 

[joeydupree]

Have all the kids gone to bed ?

 

[Volsguy12]

what shall i eat tomorrow night?

 

[joeydupree]

crow.

 

[rbroyles]

Why are there six hot dog buns in a package when there eight wieners in a package?

 

[Volsguy12]

Why are there six hot dog buns in a package when there eight wieners in a package?

 

[MG1968]

Why are there six hot dog buns in a package when there eight wieners in a package?

that's easy, so you can chop up the last two hot dogs and throw them in with the baked beans.

 

[GAVol]

If you were a tree, what kind would you be?

 

[OrangeWilly]

What gives you the right?

 

[rbroyles]

that's easy, so you can chop up the last two hot dogs and throw them in with the baked beans.

No respectable baked beans have wieners in them.

 

[cd12]

Why does a footlong hotdog cost more than two hotdogs?

 

[kev20]

if you weren't a douche, what purpose would you serve?