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01-26-2009, 07:24 AM
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| | Aequitas-Veritas
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| The YO MAMMA joke thread
I havent seen this one yet, so why not.
"Yo mammas so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang
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01-26-2009, 07:29 AM
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| | Chance is a kicker...
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| Yo mamma so fat people jog around her for exersise | 
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01-26-2009, 07:33 AM
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| | Chance is a kicker...
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| Yo mamma so fat shes got more Chins than a Chinese phone book | |
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01-26-2009, 07:49 AM
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| | Aequitas-Veritas
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| yo mammas so poor i walked in her kitchen, opened up the fridge and saw a cochroach holdin betty crocker in a headlock
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And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti | |
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01-26-2009, 07:53 AM
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| | Senior Member
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| lets get off of mommas! I just got off of yours! | |
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01-26-2009, 07:56 AM
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| | Aequitas-Veritas
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| hey CD, ask your mom how my kids are doing...
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And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti | |
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01-26-2009, 08:18 AM
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| Yo mamma's so fat, she fills up the bath tube then turns on the water. | |
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01-26-2009, 08:20 AM
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| yo mamma's so fat,when she walks across the living room
the radio skips. | |
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01-26-2009, 08:25 AM
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| | Aequitas-Veritas
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| yo mommas so fat she put on a red dress and everyone started yelling KOOL-AID
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And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti | |
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01-26-2009, 08:30 AM
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| Yo mamma's so ugly,when she was young,they stuck her in a corner and fed her with a Sling Shot. | |
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01-26-2009, 08:31 AM
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| | Aequitas-Veritas
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| yo mommas so fat, she wore a Hillfiger shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her back
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And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti | |
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01-26-2009, 08:36 AM
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| | Chance is a kicker...
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| Yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money | |
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01-26-2009, 08:45 AM
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| | I Hate VT Hokies
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| Yo mamas so nasty she was fired from the sewage plant because of her hygiene | |
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01-26-2009, 08:52 AM
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| | Aequitas-Veritas
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| yo mommas so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of washingtons nose
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And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti | |
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01-26-2009, 09:10 AM
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| | I Hate VT Hokies
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| Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower | |
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