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Tennessee Speeding Law
The Tennessee Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading into Knoxville . For the first offense, they give you two University of Tennessee football tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do the Tennessee Vols and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 100,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ!'
Q. How do you keep a Tennessee Vol out of your yard? A. Put up goal post.
Q. What do you call a Tennessee Vol with a SEC championship ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Tennessee Vols and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Tennessee Vols does it take to win an SEC Championship?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do the UT VOLS and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! | 
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