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10-08-2008, 02:17 PM
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| | UT45-17 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: FoCo
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| How did he ever find out how long a cubit was?
God: (Ding) NOAH!!
Noah: Who is that?
God: It's the Lord, Noah.
Noah: Right ... Where are ya? What do ya want? I've been good.
God: I want you to build an ark.
Noah: Right ... What's an ark?
God: Get some wood and build it 300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits.
Noah: Right ... What's a cubit?
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10-08-2008, 02:50 PM
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| | Fill your hands... Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Aggieland
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| A fire extingisher and his and her bathrooms! Awesome.
__________________ Here, every man makes a difference. Especially the 12th one. This is home. This is our home. This is Aggieland. |
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10-08-2008, 03:47 PM
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| | Itsgr82batnvol! Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Knoxville, TN
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| That is really neat! |
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10-08-2008, 03:48 PM
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| | The White Debonair | Quote:
Originally Posted by onevolfan That is really neat! | Are you going to protest it or burn it down?  |
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10-08-2008, 03:54 PM
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| | Itsgr82batnvol! Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Knoxville, TN
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Originally Posted by OrangeEmpire Are you going to protest it or burn it down?  | What are you talking about? |
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10-08-2008, 04:02 PM
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| | Itsgr82batnvol! Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Knoxville, TN
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Originally Posted by Vol Mania 21 | Quote:
Originally Posted by OrangeEmpire Are you going to protest it or burn it down?  | You and Volmania are pathetic! |
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10-08-2008, 04:04 PM
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| | my 2 cents Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ashland City,TN
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Originally Posted by onevolfan You and Volmania are pathetic! | And you are a democrat! Which is considerably worse!  |
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10-08-2008, 04:05 PM
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| | Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Huntsville, Al
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Originally Posted by KB5252 And you are a democrat! Which is considerably worse!  | nicely done |
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10-08-2008, 04:06 PM
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| | my 2 cents Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ashland City,TN
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Originally Posted by Vol Mania 21 nicely done | Just giving her a hard time. She actually is pretty cool, for a democrat!  |
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10-09-2008, 09:38 AM
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| | Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Chattanooga
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Originally Posted by kev20 How did he ever find out how long a cubit was?
God: (Ding) NOAH!!
Noah: Who is that?
God: It's the Lord, Noah.
Noah: Right ... Where are ya? What do ya want? I've been good.
God: I want you to build an ark.
Noah: Right ... What's an ark?
God: Get some wood and build it 300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits.
Noah: Right ... What's a cubit? | 5th mini paragraph: http://www.his-forever.com/how_long_is_a_cubit.htm |
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10-09-2008, 11:13 AM
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| | Heaven Bound Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Davenport, Iowa
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Originally Posted by kev20 How did he ever find out how long a cubit was?
God: (Ding) NOAH!!
Noah: Who is that?
God: It's the Lord, Noah.
Noah: Right ... Where are ya? What do ya want? I've been good.
God: I want you to build an ark.
Noah: Right ... What's an ark?
God: Get some wood and build it 300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits.
Noah: Right ... What's a cubit? | I've heard that before... who's the comedian? |
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