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07-21-2008, 01:42 PM
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A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!”
“Very good,” said her mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde.”
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. “Mommy, Mommy,” She yelled, “we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!”
“Very good,” said her mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde.”
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!” And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
“Very good,” said her embarrassed mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?”
“No, Honey, it’s because you’re 25.”
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07-21-2008, 01:47 PM
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07-21-2008, 02:08 PM
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07-21-2008, 03:50 PM
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07-21-2008, 03:51 PM
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07-21-2008, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by tnvolsfan85  | why are you laughing? this joke was based on you. | |
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07-21-2008, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by egotisticalmoron why are you laughing? this joke was based on you. | No it was not! I can't believe you would make fun of me!  | |
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07-21-2008, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by rbroyles A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!”
“Very good,” said her mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde.”
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. “Mommy, Mommy,” She yelled, “we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!”
“Very good,” said her mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“Yes, Honey, it’s because you’re blonde.”
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!” And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
“Very good,” said her embarrassed mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?”
“No, Honey, it’s because you’re 25.” | This story sounds like some of the Vol Nation ladies around here.  | |
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07-21-2008, 04:40 PM
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| | 21 days till Christmas!
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Originally Posted by RockyTopVol This story sounds like some of the Vol Nation ladies around here. |  | |
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07-21-2008, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by tnvolsfan85 |  | |
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07-22-2008, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by tnvolsfan85 No it was not! I can't believe you would make fun of me! | Want me to ban him?  | |
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07-22-2008, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by LadyinOrange Want me to ban him? | Nice to have a MOD on your side!  | |
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07-24-2008, 08:28 PM
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07-24-2008, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by LadyinOrange Want me to ban him? | | |
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07-25-2008, 02:20 PM
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| | bringing the hardware.
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Originally Posted by LadyinOrange Want me to ban him? | i<3u. | |
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