Anyone up for a laugh?

[volmanic]

Give me your best hated team jokes.

Here are some I can think of:


Why did the Gator players miss their flight for the big game?
They were stuck on a broken escalator!




You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of the Gators. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the Gator fan… twice.



The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Gators are National Championship contenders."
Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"

[Vol Mania 21]

hmmm....

[ScreaminVolHawkins]

i know i am going to catch some heat for this but i think spurrier is hilarious so:

After the Duke win at North Carolina, UNC head coach Mack Brown got mad cuz spurrier had his players on the field taking pictures. When asked about it he said "i dont see the big deal. i have won more games on that field than he has"

Spurrier said when asked why manning was coming back for his fourth season, he replied manning wanted to be a three time citrus bowl MVP

and of course:

"Cant spell Citrus without U T"

[ScreaminVolHawkins]

i have a sick feeling after quoting spurrier so:

Bruce Pearl when asked if he was going to make it to the final four on PTI: "well guys, between Pat and I we have 7 rings so..."

[JWVol]

[orange parmejohn]

Originally Posted by ScreaminVolHawkins

i have a sick feeling after quoting spurrier so:

Bruce Pearl when asked if he was going to make it to the final four on PTI: "well guys, between Pat and I we have 7 rings so..."

now thats pretty good

[volmanic]

2008 Alabama football schedule
9/6........Kitty Hawk Middle School 4th period gym class
9/13......Cub Scout Pack 231
9/20......Kansas Christian Academy for the Blind
9/27......Civil War Vets
10/11....Concordia Home for Wayward Girls
10/18... Girl Scout Troop 439
10/25....Wichita Fraternal Order of Elks
11/1......Kansas City Boys Choir
11/8......Topeka Garden Club
11/15....Hooper City’s Friday at 8:00 D&D Club
11/22....Salina High School Marching Band

[kbutler]

Originally Posted by rocky_top_craigen

2008 Alabama football schedule
9/6........Kitty Hawk Middle School 4th period gym class
9/13......Cub Scout Pack 231
9/20......Kansas Christian Academy for the Blind
9/27......Civil War Vets
10/11....Concordia Home for Wayward Girls
10/18... Girl Scout Troop 439
10/25....Wichita Fraternal Order of Elks
11/1......Kansas City Boys Choir
11/8......Topeka Garden Club
11/15....Hooper City’s Friday at 8:00 D&D Club
11/22....Salina High School Marching Band

Clearly you have pasted Alabama's name atop a Notre Dame schedule. But good try nonetheless.

[VOLnMiami]

Know why Alabama has always had natural turf in thier stadium?....So thier cheerleaders can graze at halftime

[VOLnMiami]

Know how a florida man tells the milkman he wants an extra quart of milk?......He ties his wifes bra to the door knob

[lawgator1]

I'm up for a laugh. Presumably, someone is eventually going to say something funny on here ...

[Fine Vol]

Originally Posted by lawgator1

I'm up for a laugh. Presumably, someone is eventually going to say something funny on here ...

Hey lets hook up at the track for the Derby.

[volmanic]

Originally Posted by lawgator1

I'm up for a laugh. Presumably, someone is eventually going to say something funny on here ...

We did. I just think your sense of humor is weak!

[lawgator1]

Originally Posted by Fine Vol

Hey lets hook up at the track for the Derby.

Are you insane? That is the worst day to go hang out at the track. What I usually do for the Derby is get a racing form the night before and make my picks, go bet them in the morning, and come back home and watch the races on tv. Actually being at the track during all that insanity ... yikes!

But if you want to go play 1/2 NL sometime other than that, we can surely figure something out. How's Robyn?

[Fine Vol]

Originally Posted by lawgator1

Are you insane? That is the worst day to go hang out at the track. What I usually do for the Derby is get a racing form the night before and make my picks, go bet them in the morning, and come back home and watch the races on tv. Actually being at the track during all that insanity ... yikes!

But if you want to go play 1/2 NL sometime other than that, we can surely figure something out. How's Robyn?

She is great. I will tell her you asked. No we like watching the Derby live there. Have you tried the new Vegas boat?