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| It tastes so good it will make your tongue slap your brains out.
(Grandad about Granny's banana pudding)
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GO BIG ORANGE
American by birth
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05-08-2008, 05:52 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Cookeville, TN
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| Probably already been used, but... "If it don't rain before I see ya, piss on ya!". I'm sad to say I've used it.
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When you're a Vol fan you're already halfway to heaven. You are expected to dress louder, yell louder, spend more, suffer more, exult more and care more. You usually go everywhere the team goes. You mix and mingle with friend and foe alike. You revel in victory and die in defeat. But either way, you always come back for more. - Russ Bebb | |
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05-08-2008, 05:57 PM
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#125 (permalink)
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Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fayetteville, TN
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| Why? Because I'm your father and I said so, thats why.
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GO BIG ORANGE
American by birth
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05-08-2008, 10:37 PM
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#126 (permalink)
| | BB SEASON IS HERE
Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Newbern, TN
Posts: 3,200
| If I dont see you before mating season , _ _ _ _ you . 
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05-11-2008, 08:52 PM
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#127 (permalink)
| | The Orange Farmer
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Smithville, TN
Posts: 238
| 1. Full as a tick
2. Thicker than hair on a dog's back
3. Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs | |
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05-11-2008, 08:53 PM
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#128 (permalink)
| | The Orange Farmer
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Smithville, TN
Posts: 238
| Wild as a haint | |
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05-11-2008, 09:10 PM
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#129 (permalink)
| | Welcome to Knoxville Lane
Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Dayton, Ohio
Posts: 5,184
| slower than molassus | |
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05-11-2008, 09:17 PM
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#130 (permalink)
| | The Orange Farmer
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Smithville, TN
Posts: 238
| Old as dirt
Older than the hills | |
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05-12-2008, 02:09 PM
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| | NASCAR Forum Mod
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bristol, Birthplace of country music, TN
Posts: 7,389
| Nervous as a whore in church.
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05-12-2008, 02:12 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bristol, Birthplace of country music, TN
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| Your conscience is what hurts when your other parts feel good.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.
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When I moved from Tennessee to Ohio, it raised the average IQ of both states. | |
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05-12-2008, 02:20 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bristol, Birthplace of country music, TN
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| The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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When I moved from Tennessee to Ohio, it raised the average IQ of both states. | |
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05-12-2008, 04:36 PM
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| | doo doo doo
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: looking out my backdoor
Posts: 12,069
| Purtier than a speckled pup in a snowstorm.
Are the biscuits good? So good they'll make you slap your momma!
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Who can take the country
Sprinkle it with change
Make everything fair when the wealth he rearranges
The Candy Man, the Candy man can
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05-12-2008, 04:36 PM
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#135 (permalink)
| | doo doo doo
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: looking out my backdoor
Posts: 12,069
| Cooler than socks on a duck
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Who can take the country
Sprinkle it with change
Make everything fair when the wealth he rearranges
The Candy Man, the Candy man can
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